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Jaqdakloun
How the fuck can someone who looks like Satan more than Satan himself be a minister ?
ImurevJourhein
We rejoice in the death of the wicked far too little. May he be tortured in hell forever!
unsneakyLurker
This is the second time I saw this, and both times did a double-take thinking 'wait, what happened to Robert Pattison, the actor from Twilight?' before I actually read the name correctly.
ssomed
You mean the 9 circles don’t exist!? I’m so through with Dante.
SavageDrums
I first heard this joke about Buddy Rich. Fantastic drummer, notorious asshole.
pr3viso
I guess that other grifter didn't get the ransom money God was asking. He died. Oral Roberts. Then Jr hired a pool boy to bang the missus while he did coke and spanked the monkey.
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
He lived too damn long.
MarkRavingMad
They say you should only speak good of the dead...Well, Pat Robertson is dead, and that is good.
johnvictor
Pat Robertson made the world a better place with his exclusion from it.
AyatollahBahloni
If only we could do the same with Felonious P.I.G. 🐖 and the Melon Husk.
CyberHexx
Kenneth Copeland and Joel Olstien next, please.
IfOnlyICouldUseMyPowersForGood
101Medic
I thought that was a Mark Twain quote
applesforjuice
I read this as Robert Pattinson for some reason at first and was confused because I didn't think he was dead and I didn't know why anyone would be glad he was
FacelessAce
I assure you, that is a completely normal response to this. It was very common when Robertson first died.
escalinci
But if you did, there's that film coming out, Mickey something, where he is supposed to die a bunch.
Hootykai
I love hearing this almost as much as I hear he is dead. He is dead ya know.
jonhamsandwich11
Just celebrating Pride!
Violaquin
myloveforyouislikeatruckberserker
It’s a slim consolation, he does at 93, after a long full life of fucking over society
4vie
Proof spite can keep you alive? >_>
NonstopRampage
Proof we shouldn't let bastards like him make it to old age.
MadMontyMN
Hey, @OP, say what you will about Rush Limbaugh but you cannot deny the fact that he's been clean and sober for 4 years.
dickblack12
He's also stopped spreading "conservative" propaganda!
atomicassailant
he'd prefer to go by his real name, Marion
youbetchamom
If only I could get the same message when calling Trump at Mar-A-Lago. One can only dream.
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
One day …
10wreckedtenrecs
Why would they tell you that Pat Robertson is dead?
youbetchamom
Yes dad. Cue eye roll.
dirtyFrenchman
ImCommanderShepardandthisismyfavoritepostonthefrontpage
dirtyFrenchman
You hear about Pluto?
MCNewYorkLives
I've heard it both ways
tzahtman
GabbyJayYay
Is that Hooch?
tinybartender
No, it's Sh'Dynasty.
spacetrashpirate
Man, Hooch is crazy
Zeterai
Man, Hooch is crazy.
nickoftime90
That would be Gus aka MC Clap Yo Handz
Datwungai
Nah, that's my man Ghee Buttersnaps
BrokenAnimal
I'm actually a bit sad that I don't believe that there is a hell for hm to go to.
mnasidika
I don't believe in hell, but I do believe in living as a mortal as far from the light and influence of god as possible — here, on earth. And living your life like the hate-monger Pat Robertson, is a good way to have to try again, until you live a life that brings a net positive. I wonder if he ever will.
SheepySleepySmuggler
Hell for some is the knowledge that their grave will be the world's toilet. Looking at you Donny.
MrWobblyHead
I'm more disappointed that there was no way for him to discover that there's no afterlife at all, and his beliefs were all nonsense (though I have my doubts any of these rich preachers actually believe any of it any more). If reincarnation were real though, I like the idea of him coming back as a cockroach
Nofoxlefttogive
As a cockroach *again*.
pilomotor
(mildly NSFW)
cousteau
I knew this was from viruscomix before reading the signature just from the sheer amount of text in it, and I haven't visited the site in like a decade.
MechKelly
That was a good read. Is there a part 2?
pilomotor
The green devil is a recurring character, but I don't know about her date. It's been years since I last went through the archive.
Franklin666
Does Rush Limbaugh have a line to call? I’d love to repeat the process
PatThaiCM
Ditto.
FlyingButtPliers
If you're ever in St Louis, you can visit his grave to pay your respects
honda4wssi9
Wait... what? There's another reason for me to have feelings about this city?
hfctom
Rest In Piss!
Eldibs
Listen, as much as Rush Limbaugh deserves the disrespect, there are much happier things to do in St. Louis. Don't let your enemies dominate the memories of your travels.
lDanielHolm
Well, if you're in the neighborhood, and you need to relieve yourself...
UnoriginalPieceOfRepeatingShit
Happiest thing to do in st louis is leave
Eldibs
I accept that you don't like it there, but every time I've been, I've had a great time with my friends and/or family.