Soccer is fine. The corporate mega structure that has millionaires owned by billionaires running around an overgrown field for the ignorant masses to gamble away their allotted pittances? That needs to go.
And nobody pretended to be grievously injured. Imagine that. After seeing how many "grievous injuries" happen in men's soccer but not in women's soccer, I don't want to hear anyone call women the "weaker sex" ever again.
This used to be the case but the last few women's world cup and Olympics tournies are absolutely seeing a large influx of the faking an injury we see so much of in high level men's football
So I have coached women’s soccer for over a decade. If a female player faked an injury, she would be hated by everyone on the field including her own team.
This is literally what makes women's football so much better than men's. There's never any moment of Neymaring or Ronaldoing (i.e. writhing on the floor, dying an excruciating death of being too injured to breathe before getting up again a minute later). I have so much respect for the professionalism of female players. I cannot take the fish flop that "men" tend to do once someone breathes at them even remotely seriously.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Fuck me, she must have a foot like a traction engine!
Johnsky
Damn, that's some sly maneuvering.
AgamemnonsMemes
I would be both furious and impressed.
corndude101
Been on both sides of something like this.
When you do it, the other team is like, “Hey good goal.”
When it gets done to you you’re like, “Hey good goal.”
You just have to appreciate the skill involved in it and you move on lol
C0ZM0
That was pretty fucking tidy!
Awmph
dirty dangles! ferda
OlympicPenguin
Phrasing ?
loma45
That is a nat 20 roll on an already dex maxed character. She's obviously super skilled and ALSO dialed right in. Love to see it.
mercswar
Is this 2 man football? Like just a goalie and one player? Seems indoors as well
PhooBar
Uh... Those aren't men.
HollaAtchaKoi
For those who need the cheat code: titty, left kick, titty, left kick, right kick.
QueefSlurper6372
She breasted the ball boobily down the field.
Rubbishtheresnoway9peopleusetaniwhida
Amazing.
EverNotRelevant
God, she had green dancing every which way. Absolutely stellar.
Khatapillah
And then top bins. Absolute class
ArcherPointingFromTheComments
She might well be extremely crass, you don't know.
presidentoftheuniverse
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bTBoY2pvbDFndG9mbmQ3bnc5Y2MweDJoc3FsOTI2MGZvbGdhaWx1eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/9WXyFIDv2PyBq/200w.webp
Themaxdu1
Cool
9z2nf02h
Should get bonus points for goals like that.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
That was an epic bamboozle.
xj4low
Ball barely touched the ground.
SubtleOrc
bambooble
ibuycrap
Boobie trap is common women’s soccer.
SubtleOrc
filthy
Pfffftit
And a most beautiful pass to begin with
KaJuN
What a save!
Mansoor68729
I think the goalie should have come forward to block the shot.
nozel
Good eye
verbeckpaul1960
UNSTOPPABLE!
MeekTechVillain565
I don't really like soccer, but even I can appreciate the skill
Goldensands
Soccer is fine. The corporate mega structure that has millionaires owned by billionaires running around an overgrown field for the ignorant masses to gamble away their allotted pittances? That needs to go.
corndude101
So as someone who has played for over 30 years and holds multiple coaching badges in the sport… what she did there is special.
astrangehop
It's crazy they made a game out of foosball.
Glorfman12
At :17 when that foot gets uncorked...Jesus FUCK
Totallycasual
Shame we can't see it at normal speed, slow mo replays can be cool, but i rarely like watching things that are slow mo by default.
cheidiotou
Yah, can we make this a thing? It's really hard to fully appreciate it when the real motion is lost.
domillomew
regular speed then slomo speed after, THEMS THE RULES. bonus points if the slomo only cover the most intricate part.
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SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
The 'ol razzle dazzle.
interestingmonster
That is precisely what it was
TheMoonBnuuy
And nobody pretended to be grievously injured. Imagine that.
After seeing how many "grievous injuries" happen in men's soccer but not in women's soccer, I don't want to hear anyone call women the "weaker sex" ever again.
gorbal
This used to be the case but the last few women's world cup and Olympics tournies are absolutely seeing a large influx of the faking an injury we see so much of in high level men's football
TheMoonBnuuy
Men's football is only high level compared to women's football because it's been so decided.
corndude101
So I have coached women’s soccer for over a decade. If a female player faked an injury, she would be hated by everyone on the field including her own team.
It’s just something they don’t do.
trigaranus
This is literally what makes women's football so much better than men's. There's never any moment of Neymaring or Ronaldoing (i.e. writhing on the floor, dying an excruciating death of being too injured to breathe before getting up again a minute later). I have so much respect for the professionalism of female players. I cannot take the fish flop that "men" tend to do once someone breathes at them even remotely seriously.
ellopoppett
Nice ball handing
r0b0tc0rpse
She has some serious ball handling skills.
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
Not to take away from that amazing goal, but wasn't she offside?
omfgchoeil0
There isn't offside in Futsal
cryptzicle
This was one on one overtime. The ball came from her goalie. And she scored the game winner.
TheFoodBaby
Nah, as long as it's passed to you in your own half of the pitch, you're onside. It's just poor defence really.
AtLeastImWearingUnderwear
Oh true. The smallness of the pitch caught me out