I have GOT to find a way to see this! "A giant shopgirl struggles to fit in her store. Mysterious green pods populate bedrooms. Heartbroken woman meets wood nymphs who offer her special fruit. In the end the question is: is it all a dream?"
The most horrifying scene I've ever endure in any movie was in Alfie when he's at a urinal next to an old man and the guy says "At my age you don't pee, you just stand here and wait for it to come out." That fucking stuck with me.
Mentally horny, genitals are sensitive, can get a boner...pick any two. That's what being in 50's feels like. Body sending weird signals all the time, and it's like certain parts aren't on the same page at the same time.
There are meds you can get for that online. Very reasonably priced, and they are also effective in countering antidepressants/psych meds. (I swear they intentionally keep adjusting the chemistry until all psych meds cause that... Fuck, I meant that as a joke, but now I'm honestly wondering if they don't want the mentally ill to reproduce... If so, they must be extremely pissed at my family...)
barbarian818
The Flesh Gordon reboot looks promising
Bytencoder
"-Put that down, it's a prototype. It's much too unpredictable. Don't let it overcharge!
Racealistic
No amount of context will save this one
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
Yeah, that's how long it takes me to come too. Honestly, how'd he lay that long
aShogunNamedMarcus
I did not see that coming... oh wait yeah I did
gronzilla
well played
firemokey1337
Some real "Stug with 7 forma on it" energy.
PENlSMAN
Fucking saved
BobbyBoogie
The Phallus Prime
AshuraEidolon
Still better than the Stug.
Filanwizard
What is terrifying is if the void gets too involved, Phallus Incarnon.
BoobJiggle
A friend sent me this several days ago, I thought about sharing it but I was pretty sure I would get flagged and banned for it lol
ChallengerDeep
Flagged, banned AND frontpage.
cousteau
Hello! 👋😊
Nightcaste
I didn't know they released the Wangor Prime
TomWest61
Deleted... soon.
tmphillips11
The target eventually.
v
fredhoffman1968
wut a surprise
DippinDerps
Well that came unexpectantly. . .
IceQueenSchnee
I didn't see the text or tags at first, just saw the gun and my immediate thought, "What Prime weapon is that?"
BeaverOnFire
TexMexHex
If ye had trimmed the tip, would have worked more efficiently and not smelling of old cheese.
Efreeti
Dude I was about to say I have a gun or two like this in Warframe, then I saw the tag <3
pickledpete1337
I was not expecting that
thekeyofe
Looks like someone used "autofill" for their mod setup. #Warframe
HouseOfEvil
Clockworkdancerobot
Do I want to know what show/movie this is from?
aznanimality
Citizen Kane
notblubber
I have GOT to find a way to see this! "A giant shopgirl struggles to fit in her store. Mysterious green pods populate bedrooms. Heartbroken woman meets wood nymphs who offer her special fruit. In the end the question is: is it all a dream?"
newsguycraigevans
Murder She Wrote
TheFleshItBurns
I saw that episode!
purr
If you decide you do, it's The Warped Forest https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2215676/
WaxDragon
Apparently it's a sequel. Wild
BerryButcher
2011? i thought this was somewhere early 2000s
NotAPervert
.
Veh1
Ah yes, Warped Forest. 90 minutes of WTF.
micuu
Oh, it's that one? That.... makes sense
Randomice
Bit...premature. Don't you think?
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
You'd shoot to if she were seizing your trigger like that
sfrinlan
all half-cocked like that
Stever2746
This should be the top comment😂😂😂
BellsTheorem
Sauce in case you are wondering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUEB_yRRsDQ
MythIncarnate
Oh, is this the Stug Incarnon everyone was talking about?
Filanwizard
I mean it would be hilarious if Incarnon mode was horribly OP.
SpeedBeetle
What's with the Captain Nemo gauss rifle?
SpeedBeetle
OH.
Note to self; wait until the gif ends before you comment.
SpeedBeetle
Well, now I want one even more.
fformulaa
https://imgur.com/kZYig3m.mp4
EstoyPoopis
Eyyy it's that drummer guy from Nirvana.
NervousAstronaut
Quite a career. He went on to become empire.
elvisdumbledore
CRIIIIIITES!
Swiggy1957
I hate it when hers is bigger than mine.
kaneinencanto
She loves it though, look at that smile...
fformulaa
SomebodyalreadytookMyPants
What is this from? I feel like I have seen it but back before we always knew the names of things we watched on TV without a printed TV Guide
shardix
Critters 2: The Main Course
Barjack
Critters. Great creature flick from the 80’s
DarkParn
Critters 1 had a young Billy Zane for about 45 seconds.
agentcutielocks
Also has a young Scott Grimes too.
WolfgangVonTittySprinkles
As a man in his 50s…I relate to this n ways I wish I didn’t…
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Syldenafil?
Snooj
The most horrifying scene I've ever endure in any movie was in Alfie when he's at a urinal next to an old man and the guy says "At my age you don't pee, you just stand here and wait for it to come out." That fucking stuck with me.
sadurdaynight
Mentally horny, genitals are sensitive, can get a boner...pick any two. That's what being in 50's feels like. Body sending weird signals all the time, and it's like certain parts aren't on the same page at the same time.
PushPullMagnet
So like the real horny jail?
Hexarcy00
You put lights all around your penis?
tmphillips11
You guys don’t?
WolfgangVonTittySprinkles
Lugh314159
No, that's dangerous! ....that's what the glow in the dark condoms are for.
jasondeslin
There are meds you can get for that online. Very reasonably priced, and they are also effective in countering antidepressants/psych meds. (I swear they intentionally keep adjusting the chemistry until all psych meds cause that... Fuck, I meant that as a joke, but now I'm honestly wondering if they don't want the mentally ill to reproduce... If so, they must be extremely pissed at my family...)
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
For women too?
PinPointSnarkuracy
Prystique (sp?) is one
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
That is an alternative antidepressants no?
jasondeslin
My wife said there are meds she's heard of, you'd have to Google. Addyi is one.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Addyi is not legal in my country as the mild side effects were deemed not worth it. Unlike Viagra that can be seriously dangerous.
Female sexuality is generally a "nice to have," not a "need to have" it seems.
jasondeslin
Fuck the patriarchy.
Other options are creams, some lubes have a warning or cooling effect that can help, and the toys that do clit suction.
https://a.co/d/03HdnjSX
This one is my wife's favorite.