opism2
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control your dogs.
I love all animals. I don't want to do it. But in my area, if my dog is on leash, and another dog attacks it, and my dog happens to kill the attacking dog in self defense, the city/county will destroy my dog too. However, If I intervene and kill your dog first, I have no legal repercussions.
I will not let my dog die because you cannot control your aggressive Chihuahua.
This comes up because my (on leash) dog was attacked by an off leash little shit in my buildings elevator. All I could do not to step on the little dog.
Many of you are not reading this. I am not worried about my safety (mostly), I am worried about the city/county destroying MY dog, because MY dog killed some little shit dog (in self defense) that attacked her. This is about the shitty city repercussions of my dog defending itself, where as, if I defend her, there are no legal repercussions.
Mydude83
And if it tests negative for rabies, I'll eat it
squirrelfury
Just cook it all the way through.
Anonwuzhere
Whenever I’m walking my lab and see another dog unleashed, I turn around and go a different way. Not dealing with some dumbass taking...
Anonwuzhere
...five steps and calling their dog from fifty feet away while it jumps around and barks at us. Fuck those lazy cunts.
geiokami
I had to start carrying pepper spray because of the loose pitbulls in my neighborhood.
DaddyPlzStop
I had an unleashed chihuahua go after my leashed pitbull and I was the tenant that was forced to move out of get rid of the dog. Absolute bs
TCGView
There are leash laws for a reason. "But what about dog parks!" An aggressive dog should not be loose at a dog park.
ZahrahAnna
I am a chihuahua owner and I totally agree with this. My dog is ALWAYS on leash cuz I recognize what a shit he can be.
TheDukeofDogFood
I don't get that mentality. I have a lot of land, on my land my dogs roam. The second I enter public space you bet they are on leashes.
opism2
even then. if not fenced in they are uncontrolled. if they come at me on public space like a sidewalk, my OP applies.
kkus
I have a better idea. Lets get rid of stupid laws that require putting down a dog for acting against another dog in self defence.
bravo1619
it will all be here say when cops get there.....take care of it yourself
aesthesia1
Unfortunately a lot of places have draconian laws regarding dogs
Loquatsandwildhoney
Yep. A dog the remotely looks like a pitbull is a pitbull and is immediately put down here. Pits (and a few others) are banned outright 1/
Loquatsandwildhoney
here. Some people are still stupid enough to breed them illegally, even if they are well behaved cared for dogs, in the eyes of the law, 2/
Loquatsandwildhoney
their no good for any one and are illegal to own. They're immediately put down for the most part if authorities catch wind of them. 3/
Loquatsandwildhoney
However, if you arrange to have the dog shipped out of the country, there's no issue. You won't be stopped. Recently 6 pits were arranged 4/
Sickemm
Sadly in some cases it's required, getting the taste of blood lead to a once sweet dog killing all of our chickens, attacking livestock >
Sickemm
Killing one of our cats (in our house, fucker shoved himself in and cornered it as it was injured). In some cases its not a worry, however >
Sickemm
I mainly believe that due diligence is required after an incident, otherwise the sad truth is that putting them down is the next safest >
Sickemm
Option for neighborhoods, especially ones with children.
kkus
Thank you for engaging but I sometimes wonder if we would say the same for humans. As in "This human likely will kill children who taunt...
SpecialOedipus
Defend your dog sure but I don't think killing is necessary, depending on the size/breed obviously.
Funfuhrer
Carry pepper spray and empty that bitch
digichalk
A search youtube for Chihuahua being pepper sprayed LOL "Mailman who pepper-sprayed 'yappy' dog wasn't in danger, owner says" Too funny
JoSTL15
“No repercussions” lol.
JuanKnotts
This happened to me with my shepherd husky mix. A small terrier attacked so i grabbed it by the scruff and handed it to its owner.
opism2
this is preferred. i agree.
DonaldTrump
Little dogs are the worst because people forget they are actually still dogs.
kibbypie
They aren't. They're a separate species of horrible rodent.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yep. But on the other hand, my neighbor has a chihuahua, which she disciplines and trains like a normal dog, and it's a fucking great dog.
erincpotterart
Fuck yes!!!!!! Litttle dogs can be awesome if they are actually trained
liana77
Absolutely. And because they never face consequences they never learn.
erincpotterart
Omg this!
ANUS2K14
Little dogs are fine and tend to have better temperments bred into them, as usual it's the owner's lack of responsibility.
Ashcandy07
little dogs are way more aggressive in my experience...
jacksparrah
It blows my mind that this is an unpopular opinion. NO animal should be allowed to roam at large in a public space, ESPECIALLY if the 1/2
SQLdragon
NO animal, including cats ?
jacksparrah
Especially cats. Unless you like roadkill/dog food kitties. But that's just my own opinion & I know a lot of people strongly disagree.
jacksparrah
owner doesn't have a means to control them. My dog has a pretty damn good recall, but he still is NEVER allowed off leash in public. Only2/3
jacksparrah
in the deep woods where it's very unlikely that we'll run into anyone. If an unleashed dog approaches me, it's going to get kicked. Hard.3/3
opism2
oh, there are leash law here. lots. but still, if a dog kills, it gets put down. doesnt matter who is on or off a leash.
jacksparrah
?? Not sure where you live, but I work with dogs and where I am that is 100% not the case unless the casualty is human. If an unleashed 1/2
jacksparrah
dog charges a leashed dog and is injured or killed, the owner of the leashed dog isn't even obligated to pay veterinary expenses. 2/2
jv110
I'd say the unpopular opinion is killing.
kennethtoilethole
A 90 lb pit (love pits, grew up w them) was dragging his 6-year-old “owner” down the street when he tried attacking my 8wk old pup
kennethtoilethole
The kid kept yelling “don’t tell my parents” as the dog kept jumping up on me and scratching me multiple times
kennethtoilethole
I’ve always been on “team pit bull” but in that moment I would have done ANYTHING to stop him, all bc irresponsible owners let their kid
kennethtoilethole
walk their dog he had NO control of
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
I grabbed the collar of a dog that came after my leashed dogs. It was on a leash held by a tiny girl. Her parents were oblivious that 1/
ItWasntSupposedToBeThisWay
2/ she was being dragged and their dog was about to get into a fight.
IamNoOneToBeTrifledWith
Just remember, you have to yell "it's commin' right for us!"
RawChristianPotatoe
"Its got a gun!!" Pew pew pew
Sayagain
Quick Ed thin out their numbers!!!
TheGoldRhodiumEagle
Look, its got a small switchblade!
Bramda
When an off leash dog runs up to mine and the owner is like "He's friendly!" I just say "Mine's not." They scramble so fast to grab it back.
demosthenes89
Yeah, I shout from 40 ft away "MY DOG WILL BITE YOURS". That's the only thing that seems to get through their thick skulls.
Clarhilary
Train.your.dog. Train him to not hurt other dogs - not hard.
demosthenes89
Dude, no. Training a dog out of fear and aggression is hard as fuck, and sometimes not fully possible. Learn before you speak.
Clarhilary
...ive trained rescues that i’ve saved from kill shelters... highly aggressive fighting dogs to big sucks. I’m well educated on the topic
demosthenes89
The dogs you encountered in your personal life were resilient - congrats. Others aren't so lucky.
PhillyDillyDee
Punt that fucker
Ninjadel
Or better yet vote on legislation that is against having that happen to your dog. Yay no one has to die. Simple
PhillyDillyDee
Lol because making something a law will eradicate it. Gtfo.
ZanarkandAbes
I have, unfortunately, punted a few dogs that tried to attack my border collie. Had a doberman assault her once... Stomp/kick saved the day.
RogueVector
MycolTheFunguy
Had an animal control officer tell me that I was allowed to take "any action necessary" with a situation similar to @OP describes. Punt!
MycolTheFunguy
Just make sure you can prove it was off leash as after it got booted I snapped a photo.
Dani3113
I've done it. If a dog comes at mine aggressively. I step between and get mean. And i have booted and swatted them. Vet bills are $$$.
Vegonbrei
https://media.giphy.com/media/xiWNygwfjYvBu/giphy.gif
turdinaskinsuit
Baxter!
digichalk
It's ok a wheel of cheese saves the day.
Trunkwhiskey
Let fly the dogs of war
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Throw it into the ocean like that guy in the Hulk Hogan movie.
yanbroccoli
RogueVector
RogueVector
Nay, stomp ftw.
VitusApollo
I had a big dog come at mine once, stomped the shit out of its foot and it immediately limped away. No regrets.
ReplyingToTopCommentsIsHowIGetPeopleToReadMyComments
I'm so down for Chihuahuacide.
tomyironmane
Punt it then sue owner for dog attack. Because, sadly, the law doesn't allow you to punt the owner.
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Sir do you play war thunder
TheRealStalinWhoIsStandingUp
FRWEE GOLDEN EAGLES FOR WAR FUDNER LINK IN THE DESCRIPTION BELOW
Chemnerd263
My ex's aunt has a min-pin. It's going to die.
peacefulone
Cunt punt that fucker!
therealgrennhald
Fuck bud, even if it's a Dane, punt that fucker!
JKJM
"Any dog under 50 lbs is a cat and cats are useless." Ron Swanson
bEEfmAn923
Amen brother Ben shot a rooster killed a hen
ThisAccountHasBeenBanned9001
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GroovyFBI
Watched my GSD drop a Mastiff that attacked him. Called him off after a second. It’s important to teach dogs to bite and release on command.
ThisAccountHasBeenBanned9001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGR4Wn6uqI
SteevyT
Punt it good.
deimosVII
cbjfan
DoughSlayer
KarlOkladek
"The bad man punted Baxter!!!"
margaretolson
HE HAD A BURRITO
NateintheNorth
Seph89
dickcissel
I followed this tread hoping to see this gif. Thank you
tomyironmane
Oh, sure, when Hollywood does it, it's funny, but when a Marine does it he gets jailtime.
degenerateloser
huh
LXA591
Literally^^ besides if you have a dog that can be killed by a chihuahua then you don’t have a dog you have a rat
User19
Rats are better pets. Smarter and dont poop everywhere.
LXA591
You’re right I apologize! Calling a chihuahua or a shitzu a rat is an insult to rats
RunsWithScizrs
Uve got a large dog & is attacked by tiny dog & big dog acts appropriately chances are the small dog gets hurt and urs ends up responsible
EccentricNimoy
Ops dog would be destroyed by the city. That's the point of the rant
LXA591
Yeah which is why they edited the post because they didn’t say that at first
GrungirStoneheart
No way man, chihuahuas are vicious little fuckers and they do not fight fair at all.
BigTittyGothKitty
I'd pick my own pet over someone else's too to be honest. I can't blame you OP.
imguriArdlyKnowEr
I'd kick your pet over any other too!
HeirElfSquire
As a rottie owner, the stigma is real.
ContraFag
As a bully owner, I'm right there with you
ILoveCreamPies
Mine is 1/2 lab, 1/2 rottie and 110+ lbs. I say “He won’t bite. No, he’s not mean” A LOT, as soon as ppl see him & they still don’t believe
HeirElfSquire
Ours was a kid magnet, large dog, kids would ask to pet him and he would sit and just love it while parents were watching in fear.. Lemmings
opism2
they dont have to love him, just dont hate him. it isnt hard.
ILoveCreamPies
I’m partial but I don’t see how anyone could hate him. He was attacked by a smaller dog once and got so freaked trying to hid he wrapped
ILoveCreamPies
2 himself and leash around my legs while his owners just stood there and yelled at their dog. -_-
opism2
people suck.
truthsmiles
Just make sure to say "I was in fear for my life" when the cops show up.
Shumani
"I thought it was rabid, I wasn't aiming for that field goal!"
MemeStealingSkeleton
Also plant a knife and some meth on it
BatmanAndCradleRobin
IT was reaching for a gun
Moonshield1134
Mmm they're coming right for us!
GuestChrist
Now that's an argument (justified or not) that the police will understand but only if you use a gun to do it.
GreedyJungle
Fuck that I’m using my 1877 Antique French Officers Cavalry sword.
VitaminJay
Happy to oblige, sir.
jkf1911
Say hello to Mr. Nock.
realistichorsegonadbehavior
...provided you aren't any sort of visible minority.
MatamanOrKrungle
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
IT'S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!
AfatCatnamedHiggins
or "I did what I had to do to ensure my own safety, and that of my pet"
lollipopPunch
I read that as when the cops “throw up”. Not sure why as that makes no sense.
truthsmiles
That too haha :)
ItsNoGoodJr
And/Or that you feared for your dogs life
travelturtle
Yep. It’s second degree defense, totally stands up in court.
truthsmiles
Maybe "And" but I wouldn't use "Or" here.
Uglysteve
BourbonAndBeethoven
Can’t the say this, but didn’t even have the gif. What was I thinking?
BababaMoooya1
God damn. Wish i had more upvotes
Ladydeth68
Bless you @Uglysteve, now I don't have to look for that gif.
Psymon100
CONTROL THEIR NUMBERS!
scottheduck
Looks like about a .46 gauge, Ned.
DeltaBird
Thank you for thinking what I am thinking
SheriffHD
its what the cops do when the shoot dogs so only fair i guess
HeilHasselhoff
That's a pretty fucked up way to call black people
Dionysus187
you'd think, but cop excuses seem to only be good if cops are using them. Almost like the excuse ultimately means nothing.
SomeDetroitGuy
Police have different, less restrictive, rules about using lethal force than civilians do. Which is weird when you think about it.
DurendaI
Sir it was a teacup poodle." "Fear isn't always rational, officer."
yellowtimer
As someone who has worked with a certified veterinary behaviorist I can tell you that even little dogs can hospitalize people.
Isorikk
You don't have to argue why to the police, they just have to take your report.
tootiredtosleeptootiredtonotsleep
Use the word "rabies"
upvotehypnotoad
"You ever have a roach fly off a wall at your face? It was like that but with teeth "
flyingmonkeystick
If the cops can say that to defend killing unarmed innocents, you can say it for kicking a dog.
TheSkullNamedBob
That’s a pretty dumb parallel dude...
DreadPierateRoberts
They also say it when they kill people's dogs
smolbep
*oof*
BlackBeardSuperstar
While I get the point, I thoroughly doubt someone's poodle is hiding a glock in its ear floofs.
glock19
Unarmed, sometimes. Innocent? Very rarely.
Comet260
Downvoted for the truth, eh?
glock19
Truth isn’t important if it doesn’t fit the agenda....
DetectiveSloth
It's not always the bite, but the infection that follows. A mangy little shit of a dog can be more dangerous than a huge ass one.
DidYouMean
Interestingly this is why human bites are so dangerous. Our mouths are much fuller of bacteria and shit than many animals (like dogs)
BluePaladin42
Is that actually true? I have heard that about Komodo Dragons as well, and that was debunked. Just curious.
SlothWolfen
Well maybe if you fuckers would stop eating ass, the average mouth would be a little cleaner
labrat0314
Definitely this. My parents had an issue with pit bulls in Oklahoma. There is it illegal to kill an animal unless it is harming person 1/2
NameOfLittleRelevance
Always disappoints me to hear a story about an aggressive pitbull... They're just people pleasers. If they're around shit people and not /1
NameOfLittleRelevance
raised right, or even worse intentionally raised to be violent, that's the tiny % of cases that give an amazing breed such a bad rap...
NameOfLittleRelevance
I've been around pitties most of my life and I've never feared a single one of them. They're some of the nicest, happiest dogs when properly
NameOfLittleRelevance
socialized, around a decent owner. Only thing that *might* make em more dangerous is how strongly they rely on their owner's emotions.
labrat0314
I have been around some wonderful pits. These were left to fend by themselves while owner was in jail. Parents were okay with them till 1/2
labrat0314
they started showing aggression to their animals.
NameOfLittleRelevance
Yeah that's why I mentioned the socializing bit... They can be anti-social if they aren't exposed to other people / animals when young
labrat0314
or livestock. Harming a pet is not an acceptable excuse. Which is ridiculous imo. 2/2
DirectorBright
Get in the way, get bit, kick it's ass. Sometimes you gotta lose a battle to win a war
OtterlyMagnificent
Agreed. I'd take a bite for my Lab any day. And kick the biter's ass.
truthsmiles
I'm in OK too. Isn't it amazing how livestock have more rights than pets?
labrat0314
Definitely. One of these pits mauled my cat (parents were watching her) to the point she had to be put down. There argument for shooting 1/2
labrat0314
them was that the dog didn't stop when my dad stepped in. Thus he "feared for his life."
AFistFullOfMayo
Holy shit people, read, re-read, and understand the post before voicing your opinions. A lot of people could have avoided embarrassment.
baileyjustin038
This isn't a defending your dog post. He's saying HIS dog is going to attack.
opism2
im saying my dog is capable of defending herself with lethal force.
baileyjustin038
I've read it a few times now and it seems pretty clear. This guy is threatening to kill dogs that approach his dog. Especially small dogs.
AFistFullOfMayo
Not all dogs that approach his dog. Only the dogs that attack his dog are going to be killed. This is to save OP's dog from the city.
bobdarn29
Why does he need to kill it? Why cant he just stop the fight?
opism2
thank you.
BortymcBortfeis
This has to do with gaming professionaly, yes?
baileyjustin038
The premise is if a dog approaches him his dog will attack it so he's going to attack it first.
baileyjustin038
Sounds like both him and his dog are walking threats to other dogs in the world and you guys are like 'hell ya kill any dog that gets close'
HerculeanCrocodile
he just values his dog's life over your shitty dog's. His is on a leash. He's responsible. Be responsible and your dog won't get punted.
AFistFullOfMayo
There is nothing indicating that OP's dog is aggressive. That premise is incorrect.
zeroversion
‘Killed in self defense’ Sounds like both parties need better control of their dogs.
Mithi
You didn't understand a word, did you?
Clarhilary
God, you’re an idiot.
erincpotterart
Exactly. Both parties are responsible
Clarhilary
Agreed - 100%
Wabbadabba
Punched a pit in the head because he attacked my dog. Tackled him and had opened my knife when the owner showed up and pulled him away
ILoveCreamPies
If you had him tackled why pull a knife?
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
To stop a lethal threat...?
ILoveCreamPies
I was assuming the tackle did that. Anyway, op already replied with an answer.
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
Why don't you go ahead and try to stop a threat with only a tackle. I'll check the news for the results
ILoveCreamPies
This conversation is already over. You missed it. Play again later.
Mithi
To kill it? Is that a trick question?
ILoveCreamPies
This conversation has been concluded. Thank you for your participation.
Wabbadabba
He was getting free
katsublue
I feel like theres a lot of ways to intervene without killing the other one seems pretty easy to just get between them esp if its a chihuaha
Mithi
Those rat-dogs aren't called ankle-biters for no reason, so when you hit you hit them hard.
VioletMoonRising
Speaking from a complete lack of experience. They are a fast wild animal. You can't just "get between them".
bobdarn29
Why wouldn't you try? If your plan is to kill it, you're still gona have to "get between them" idiot
VioletMoonRising
Hitting something is alot easier than blocking it from reaching your dog.
CheechNBong
Chihuahua are always attacking or barking. I hate those dogs but how do you step on a unleashed pit bull? Are you 7 foot tall? I’m not
Mithi
Shoes are a hell of a drug. Skull and thorax are good targets.
ContraFag
Saw a guy tackle a pit and pin it to the ground because it attacked his basset hound. You'd be surprised how easy it can be.
opism2
6 foot 5, but I carry often.
TearingAway
Woah look out we got a badass over here, carrying to protect his dog lol
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TearingAway
He literally said he carries despite his large size to protect his dog? Am i missing something?
foampants
The best way is to grab a dog by the back legs and drag them away. I once had to do this and it worked and I am a fight-averse 5'4" woman.
SGRogers
Batch of dachshunds recently killed a woman. They're vicious, and get away with it cause they're so small.
CapableTrash
I watched the video, definitely dachshund mixes
digichalk
EVERY. Every single dachshund has tried to bite me since childhood. Fuckers are mean! Most dogs have no problem, but not the little weiner
Taey0h
Few of the daschunds I’ve worked with have been bitey little fuckmouths too, all rescues though so who knows what went on with them.
BigTittyGothKitty
Did they really??
SGRogers
http://time.com/5280769/dog-attack-dachshund-woman-oklahoma-death/
LlamaLingo
"Dinwiddie said the dogs did not have an apparent health concerns, apart from all of them being covered in fleas and ticks" Fuck the owner
SQLdragon
sad that a neighbor who tried to help her is being charged with her death.
LlamaLingo
Why is she charged with that if she tried to help?!
DoNotKnowJack
That is a different case: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2018/03/16/dog-attack-charges/432376002/
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
My neighbors dog viciously attacked my dog (who lived) and I ran up and punted it so hard it had to be put down. Not a good feeling.
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Enigmastick
My aunt's dog died because someone didn't keep their dog in leash.
beargurl
I think it is just instinct to defend someone you love.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
It really is. I love my little Sherman and if you saw the wound he sustained my reaction was merited.
Rhyuji
better their dog than your doggo---you're protecting your FAM
foampants
I would do the same thing. I think most people would.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I think so too, I am by no means a violent person. I don’t think I could even hunt a dear. But in that moment I went full rage mode.
Taey0h
“Ran up” sounds like your dog wasn’t secured either.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
My dog was tied to a post in my backyard while I was gardening. Dog got out and came quietly into backyard. Ripped open my dogs neck. Kicked
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Him in the face so hard I could feel/ hear the bones in his face shatter. Great day.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I did save my dog though
Necropoledancer
To feel guilty is normal, but you did the right thing.
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Don’t worry, you did right
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Thank ye kind sir. It’s the only large thing I’ve ever killed on purpose and the methodology was as they say, metal. Definitely som guilt.
JessieJanson
I shuldnt ask, but i gotta. Did it catch some air? If so how much? How far did it go?
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Didn’t fly at all l, just kinda flopped over
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
I caught it on the face so it would’ve been pretty insane if it caught air
Xitaris
What size of dog did you kick?
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
Some kind of mutt. Looked like a Shepard pittbull mix maybe? Really not sure. Wasn’t a good time to ask. the size of a collie. I don’t think
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
The wound wasn’t necessarily mortal they just didn’t have the money to fix it.
Aejiss
Did they try to take legal action against you?
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
No they where thankful I didn’t take action against them. Their dog escaped and tried to kill my dog. Humans get right of way in that
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
No that’s definitely wrong, I have no idea though. Very generic looking brown dog with a dark snout and pointed ears. Size of a collie
SoylentMajority
Next time the little dog attacks yours, kick it in the fucking mouth and tell the owner to control their dog or they shouldn't own one.
Leopluridon666
Said that to an old cunt of a woman a couple weeks back after she herumphed about me and my brother standing on the sidewalk with some dogs
Leopluridon666
My brother was adjusting some leashes and apparently couldn't cross the street with her own dog.
DVSBSTrD
Kick the dog and shoot the owner.
Elroydb
That doesn't work unless you're an asshole cop
Thatoneguyyouknowandlove
Gave me a chuckle
GodEmperor0fMankind
I need clarification. Am I kicking the dog or the owner?
Cheekyweefox
Both
FieryWitherRose
all of the above
gibbinthegremlin
Both
TinksMeow
Both
DrKriegersClone
Yes. Establish dominance.
reverendbonobo
Pick up the dog by its hind legs and beat the fuck out of the owner with it.
FritztheChef
strugglingLAKERfan
Perfect! Made me lol
Ragabash1
Winstitutionalized
Both if you need to really get the point across.
ShadowScorch
Yes
Yumstar82
Yes
SoylentMajority
Both
FisterMantastic
¿Por qué no los dos?
AreaResident
Arriba!
GodEmperor0fMankind
Turns out a mexican fiesta is not the proper response to the death of our captain.
GiftedMagnet
yes.
krapmyself
No. Because then he could get fined or even arrested for animal abuse. The law is fucked up, your only real option is to kill the dog.
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GirlsSolesAreMyThing
Really no reason to try to act like some stone cold steve austin killer over the internet
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GirlsSolesAreMyThing
Okay
DrKriegersClone
Sounds like you aren't ready to be responsible for owning a dog. If it gets loose and threatens other people or their pets, that's on you.
PeterDinklagesDick
You try to kill me for killing your dog that attacked mine, and you won't be found
ILiveUnderARock
Really? I'd rather they be found and made example of. Deter future issues.
krapmyself
You try killing the killer of an attacking killer dog of the killer and I'll go crosseyed and confused.
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SlippperyNips
What a dumbass
PeterDinklagesDick
opism2
if the owner wasn't the cutest girl in the building, i would have. I did shove it with my foot away from my dog.
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ILiveUnderARock
@TheDogCatcher
dorkforlifeDFL
This is why she has a shitty dog, everyone lets her get away with shit cause they want to fuck her...
bequietbekind
See, I read "cutest girl" as "mist adorable child." Good to know the internet hasn't completely ruined me. Yet...
CapitalNick
You just talked out of both sides of your mouth.
whatshappeninghere
Just scroll up and read your poor meme again
opism2
oh, this interaction is what spawned this meme. I did not have this opinion before.
whatshappeninghere
Just scroll up and read your poor meme again
LlamaLingo
Why would you harm the dog if a shove was enough to get the situation under control?
opism2
i didnt harm it. but that isnt the point of the post. read again.
LlamaLingo
"If the owner wasn't the cutest girl in the building I sould have" (kicked it)...
paragonofpurple
What’s more important? Your dog? Or some pussy?
opism2
my dog. but as it appeared to just be aggressive barking in my dogs face (basically under her head) and no yelping, i didnt hurt it.
yarow12
*that you probably ain't gettin'
dovebair
She's not going to fuck you. Make peace with that and punt her Chihuahua
TedTheMan
Hey that kind of thinking is not going to sell any low cut blouses.
anugg
As a girl, this.
TedTheMan
:)
Riyakou
Don't kill it, just kick the little shit and watch it fly across the street.
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loneone
MalinorTheMagnificent
No. Kill it.
GiantDad420
Likes Hercules and the Nemean Lion.
RadioRat
Unfortunately, he can’t. You’d know if you read some other replies, but that constitutes abuse. Death is the only option in defense.
serpentinebaboo
That in no way is factually accurate.
ArdentSlacker
you have no clue how badly written the laws are. You are often allowed to kill an animal in self-defense or defense of property. You are 1+
ArdentSlacker
2/2 given no such benefit if you harm an animal. If a thing is a pest, you finish it off, or it's a wounded animal that'll hurt others.
roopawtattoo
What? That makes no sense, I know if a man attacked me I'd have a lot more legal muck if I killed him, rather than maiming him and escaping
VeskaiTsumonit
The man had the capacity to recognize that you can neutralize him and let him live. Little shit doesn't have the brain to understand.
VeskaiTsumonit
Attacking something that matches your size wih just their foot, and attacking one of natures best predators. too dumb to live.
roopawtattoo
But why does that matter in the eyes of the law if it's effective? Not trying to be obnoxious, it just really doesnt make sense to me
roopawtattoo
Killing it just seems even MORE abusive really.
ArdentSlacker
Depends on the state laws. There are places where letting the assailant live opens you up to liability where overkill doesn't.
beadlock
So, always shoot to kill?
ArdentSlacker
If you shoot, shoot to kill. trick shots do not work in combat. Warning shots land somewhere and drywall doesn't stop 'em. And legally, 1+
sothisisthirty
You injured my dog, you owe me $10,000 in vet bills
ArdentSlacker
Yes, exactly.