Mar 28, 2023 2:51 PM
wizardpuppet
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TheMurderousCricket
I suggest we do the same with soviet troops in Ukraine.
MeasuredByFive
Were gonna need bigger ones for Frump.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Tominator2000
Well that sucked!
PicassoCT
Glued down execution
whitebbwolf
more like frozen or at least cooled down past activity levels
TheAllNewKiaGonorrhea
Bonchoman
Magnets, how do they work? Nobody knows.
pinkmansaidthebest
I am relevant.
ZKintzer
Hi, relavent. I'm Dad
Bergleton
You sure are, bitch!
tocfanke4
BoxZ
Quite well, they work quite well.
goodBEan
In Spanish "ito" means small. Can your magnets handle the much larger Mosqu
Atomic2
Okay now repeat it 110 trillion times.
HorstSheppard
The mosquito was glued down. Not a fair fight.
just cold. if ya put insects in the fridge or freezer 4 a short time (careful they die fast) they hold still for photos/video
CheeseborgarSoop
Hahah yesss. Die trash.
Deeldee
oh that gained some pixels somewhere 😃
AyeAyeRonAyeVilla
I usually don’t read the captions first, yet I didn’t realize I was witnessing and execution.
yourcommentisstupid
The word you're looking for is so. Yet connotates a divergence from the expected.
I’m a dummy, thanks!
JahNoodles
Great now my magnets have malaria
dolphindreamsandsatan
I pushed air out of my nose pretty quickly after reading your comment.
LordBarringtonBunks
The White House once had Melania. I think your magnets got off lightly.
SirDummykins
IamThatGuyAfterAll
That kills the mosquito
MrBismarck
Mosquito so thirsty
thatlamer
msar4
Ooh this gives me an idea, we could put a big magnet on the east coast and a big magnet on the west coast
SansAandAnguS
I loved that old Tabasco sauce advert.
Immune2Iocaine
This method is quite attractive.
Death83
I hate mosquitos but death should not be enjoyment.
unusuallyAverageJoe
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
User name doesn't check out
Muunk
So that's how they work.
Drix1942
My favorite:
DaveSamsonite
Nice try, wise guy. I fall for this all the time.
Jimbo64
That's some Roadrunner vs. Coyote shit.
Yakeshinu
NearHereThere
From Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
syrane303
Yea, It's a good one, but I prefer the Palpatine
TheRealLtFrankDrebin
this is so dump. I live it
ThatShiftyMonkey
You truth. Me think same idae
Laughsinspanish
We understood.
zigzagler
why would a mosquito want sugar? It's not a bee
Maybe it wants to lower the acidity of a tomato sauce, who are you to judge?!
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Yup that's the sole problem with this trap.
Kakhtus
You're right. They should use a tiny cup of very salty blood.
spidermenz
Stupid fuckin fucker cunts. I hate them so much
goflyblind
that mosquito is either already dead or heavily sedated.
Hind legs are glued down
Fishkeeper
Or very, very stupid.
HypnagogicHallucinations
I don't think it's sedated anymore.
dav8388
Permanently sedated
adage009
Not sure how I feel about viewing the destruction of life for amusement even if it is a pest like a mosquito. Got some thinking to do.
TheBardOfAvon
It was a well-deserved execution. Fuck em
feralsmile
I destroy mosquito life out of malice. Amusement is a happy by-product.
PrincessWendyB
For anyone craving a REAL solution, a device called THERMACELL uses a vaporized chrysanthemum derivative to repel skeeters. IT WORKS.
tkm2
Can confirm
reverendbonobo
I don't want them repelled. I want them dead. And I want their heads mounted on tiny little stakes as a warning to the others.
likeabowser
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Ermagerd, Thermacell! Mah fravrit reprallernt!
ImHereForExplicitContent
Magnets, not even once.
VidaVita
Came back to upvote. My nose snorted.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
My friend did magnets one day, next day 9/11. We were in Germany and we’re fine but still
PickledPete
If we all started using those weapons, I fear the mosquito would soon be on the wildlife endangered list.
SmurfEggs
Or we all take in more metallic substances in our blood, let em suck us then just use a giant magnet to catch em all
KaptainObveeus
I did the math, 110 trillion mosquitos on earth, that's ~14,000 to kill per person. Doable!
TheFashionGuy1
Wait, isn't that the underlying premise of Lilo&Stitch?
OffTheGrid99
Thatsthejoke.jpg
DustyMcKnuckles
Please?
parkway
We started using those weapons, humans would be on the endangered list probably.
Elnauriel
Or the mosquitos evolve through natural selection to adapt to the crushing power of magnets!
Is it ok?
ThreeDimesDown
UndeadGopher
Ryebread91
AlmightyThor117
I still want the computer aimed laser that burns their wings off that Bill Gates helped produce
I can’t wait until I can mount a Gatling laser CIWS in my back yard
TheAnswerIsViolence
We're going to need more magnets.
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
This is what parts of Manitoba is like during the summer 😩
ThankYouForYourTime
It would be best to take this mosquito sex tornado as a sign, Russia.
massholesome
Tornadic mosquito gangbang.
Soufange
*swings electric swatter in panic*
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
I'm not hearing a downside
Einstein9073
Many many people have told me that mosquitoes form an important part of our ecosystem and I still don't believe them
spiderzim
There is no downside. https://www.nature.com/news/2010/100721/pdf/466432a.pdf
swanglemydangle
Mosquitos kept people away from places because they carried enough disease to keep us at bay. Advances in medicine negated that though.
MADchemEE
They co-evolved with diseases,to be a human population antagonist? Lol. I'd love to read the paper about that. Or better yet,the screenplay!
reliot
Believe it or not, they are actually pollinators.
DustBunny99
i was devastated when we found this out...the kids wanted to know what would happen if we killed all mozzies so we looked it up :(
jignha
Bats are cut and eat insects like mosquitoes. I don't want the bats to become even more endangered than they are now.
eggmuffin
While they do eat mosquitoes, no species feeds only on mosquitoes. In fact, I bet mosquitoes make up only a small part of any animal's diet.
Mokelzwerg
But they DID start COVID
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
v
KingXizor
Now it's postulated that it was a bearcat if i remember right
atomright2718
Raccoon dog I heard.
Woah people did not like me saying that…
DirtyWolfy
Aksuuuh
Maybe humans should stop fucking with them then.
UggItsThatKid24
Maybe they should stop dressing so sluty! Wait I read that wrong.
UtahGimm3Tw0
Nahh, it was that one dude that fucked a pangolin
DrLOAC
v what about frickin laser beams?
SaintSleepyWeasel
That is cool
HEARTSOFSPACE
How did they keep the mosquito stationary?
jesusisherelookbusy
HELL YEAH!
ballsoutflyer
Owlsdude
Best I can do is ill-tempered seabass
"lasers"
(god, I'm gettin old)
Ekmii
I saw its soul leave its body
atomicsockmonkey
You can see everything leave it's body.
ALLCAPSROCK
Is this the fabled Jewish Space Laser?
pigoverthere
https://youtu.be/BKm8FolQ7jw
UnkindledOne
Damn. You can see his spirit leave his body
TheOtherLucas
it looks like it's 'soul' is leaving.
Datsinginguy
Mosquitos have no soul.
that's why they reincarnate as billionaires.
gotigs
And going straight to hell, I'm sure.
unless this is hell, and it has served it's time and gets promoted to 'billionaire'.
GanjaPlanet
It’s a huge disappointment to me that someone hasn’t worked out how to make a safe insect killing laser product.
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
Because there's no room for a margin of error. You don't want a laser that has a 0.01% each shot of burning your house down.
Nizedk
Or blinding everyone near permanently.
vareri59
It would have to see at least your eyes the whole time to know not to fire when the mosquito flies between your eyes and the laser turret.
I wonder how it would detect the mosquito, maybe sound based.. since them mfs buzz like hell
It uses an infrared laser to detect the pattern of the wings flapping and can distinguish between types of insects, then uses a more
powerful laser to zap the wings off.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
I think Bill Gates' foundation is doing exactly that.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Nope. His pal Nathan Myhrvold's company was working on it 10 years ago but no product ever came out.
AFAIK it's too expensive and not very reliable. The focus seems to be on sterile male introduction.
InsanityMelon
#titleofyoursextape
FelixG
Of all the species of critters we have caused the extinction of, the one that really deserves it, we have let live.
thegarts
Aren’t mosquitos the deadliest animal?
Logion567
They've (indirectly tbf) killed the most humans
cbale2000
My county had a $0.02 increase bond proposal for mosquito abatement. I was like: "no, no, ask for more money, way more, kill them all"
derrymerbles
Yep AND proven to be inconsequential to the surrounding environment. Not destabilizing to other species due to small % of animal/insect diet
There's little individual profit to be made from getting rid of blood-sucking mosquitoes. Though I would gladly donate for it.
[deleted]
AgainstMethod
Dude, if you could eliminate mosquitoes from Sub-Saharan Africa, the governments of the world would make you *filthy* rich.
Muffyns
Im sure billionaires removing the chance of a random insect killing their workers i mean slaves would be beneficial to them
TheMurderousCricket
I suggest we do the same with soviet troops in Ukraine.
MeasuredByFive
Were gonna need bigger ones for Frump.
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Tominator2000
Well that sucked!
PicassoCT
Glued down execution
whitebbwolf
more like frozen or at least cooled down past activity levels
TheAllNewKiaGonorrhea
Bonchoman
Magnets, how do they work? Nobody knows.
pinkmansaidthebest
I am relevant.
ZKintzer
Hi, relavent. I'm Dad
Bergleton
You sure are, bitch!
tocfanke4
BoxZ
Quite well, they work quite well.
goodBEan
In Spanish "ito" means small. Can your magnets handle the much larger Mosqu
Atomic2
Okay now repeat it 110 trillion times.
HorstSheppard
The mosquito was glued down. Not a fair fight.
whitebbwolf
just cold. if ya put insects in the fridge or freezer 4 a short time (careful they die fast) they hold still for photos/video
CheeseborgarSoop
Hahah yesss. Die trash.
Deeldee
whitebbwolf
oh that gained some pixels somewhere 😃
AyeAyeRonAyeVilla
I usually don’t read the captions first, yet I didn’t realize I was witnessing and execution.
yourcommentisstupid
The word you're looking for is so. Yet connotates a divergence from the expected.
AyeAyeRonAyeVilla
I’m a dummy, thanks!
JahNoodles
Great now my magnets have malaria
dolphindreamsandsatan
I pushed air out of my nose pretty quickly after reading your comment.
LordBarringtonBunks
The White House once had Melania. I think your magnets got off lightly.
SirDummykins
IamThatGuyAfterAll
That kills the mosquito
MrBismarck
Mosquito so thirsty
thatlamer
msar4
Ooh this gives me an idea, we could put a big magnet on the east coast and a big magnet on the west coast
SansAandAnguS
I loved that old Tabasco sauce advert.
whitebbwolf
Immune2Iocaine
This method is quite attractive.
Death83
I hate mosquitos but death should not be enjoyment.
unusuallyAverageJoe
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
User name doesn't check out
Muunk
So that's how they work.
Drix1942
My favorite:
DaveSamsonite
Nice try, wise guy. I fall for this all the time.
Jimbo64
That's some Roadrunner vs. Coyote shit.
Yakeshinu
NearHereThere
From Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator
syrane303
Yea, It's a good one, but I prefer the Palpatine
TheRealLtFrankDrebin
this is so dump. I live it
ThatShiftyMonkey
You truth. Me think same idae
Laughsinspanish
We understood.
zigzagler
why would a mosquito want sugar? It's not a bee
Drix1942
Maybe it wants to lower the acidity of a tomato sauce, who are you to judge?!
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Yup that's the sole problem with this trap.
Kakhtus
You're right. They should use a tiny cup of very salty blood.
spidermenz
Stupid fuckin fucker cunts. I hate them so much
goflyblind
that mosquito is either already dead or heavily sedated.
whitebbwolf
just cold. if ya put insects in the fridge or freezer 4 a short time (careful they die fast) they hold still for photos/video
PicassoCT
Hind legs are glued down
Fishkeeper
Or very, very stupid.
HypnagogicHallucinations
I don't think it's sedated anymore.
dav8388
Permanently sedated
adage009
Not sure how I feel about viewing the destruction of life for amusement even if it is a pest like a mosquito. Got some thinking to do.
TheBardOfAvon
It was a well-deserved execution. Fuck em
feralsmile
I destroy mosquito life out of malice. Amusement is a happy by-product.
PrincessWendyB
For anyone craving a REAL solution, a device called THERMACELL uses a vaporized chrysanthemum derivative to repel skeeters. IT WORKS.
tkm2
Can confirm
reverendbonobo
I don't want them repelled. I want them dead. And I want their heads mounted on tiny little stakes as a warning to the others.
likeabowser
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Ermagerd, Thermacell! Mah fravrit reprallernt!
ImHereForExplicitContent
Magnets, not even once.
VidaVita
Came back to upvote. My nose snorted.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
My friend did magnets one day, next day 9/11. We were in Germany and we’re fine but still
PickledPete
If we all started using those weapons, I fear the mosquito would soon be on the wildlife endangered list.
SmurfEggs
Or we all take in more metallic substances in our blood, let em suck us then just use a giant magnet to catch em all
KaptainObveeus
I did the math, 110 trillion mosquitos on earth, that's ~14,000 to kill per person. Doable!
TheFashionGuy1
Wait, isn't that the underlying premise of Lilo&Stitch?
OffTheGrid99
Thatsthejoke.jpg
DustyMcKnuckles
Please?
parkway
We started using those weapons, humans would be on the endangered list probably.
Elnauriel
Or the mosquitos evolve through natural selection to adapt to the crushing power of magnets!
Bonchoman
Is it ok?
ThreeDimesDown
UndeadGopher
Ryebread91
AlmightyThor117
I still want the computer aimed laser that burns their wings off that Bill Gates helped produce
AlmightyThor117
I can’t wait until I can mount a Gatling laser CIWS in my back yard
TheAnswerIsViolence
We're going to need more magnets.
DreadPirateJaceMangrove
This is what parts of Manitoba is like during the summer 😩
ThankYouForYourTime
It would be best to take this mosquito sex tornado as a sign, Russia.
DustyMcKnuckles
massholesome
Tornadic mosquito gangbang.
Soufange
*swings electric swatter in panic*
ElbowDeepInTheElbowDeepBandwagon
I'm not hearing a downside
Einstein9073
Many many people have told me that mosquitoes form an important part of our ecosystem and I still don't believe them
spiderzim
There is no downside. https://www.nature.com/news/2010/100721/pdf/466432a.pdf
swanglemydangle
Mosquitos kept people away from places because they carried enough disease to keep us at bay. Advances in medicine negated that though.
MADchemEE
They co-evolved with diseases,to be a human population antagonist? Lol. I'd love to read the paper about that. Or better yet,the screenplay!
reliot
Believe it or not, they are actually pollinators.
DustBunny99
i was devastated when we found this out...the kids wanted to know what would happen if we killed all mozzies so we looked it up :(
jignha
Bats are cut and eat insects like mosquitoes. I don't want the bats to become even more endangered than they are now.
eggmuffin
While they do eat mosquitoes, no species feeds only on mosquitoes. In fact, I bet mosquitoes make up only a small part of any animal's diet.
Mokelzwerg
But they DID start COVID
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
KingXizor
Now it's postulated that it was a bearcat if i remember right
atomright2718
Raccoon dog I heard.
Mokelzwerg
Woah people did not like me saying that…
DirtyWolfy
Aksuuuh
Maybe humans should stop fucking with them then.
UggItsThatKid24
Maybe they should stop dressing so sluty! Wait I read that wrong.
UtahGimm3Tw0
Nahh, it was that one dude that fucked a pangolin
Mokelzwerg
DrLOAC
SaintSleepyWeasel
That is cool
HEARTSOFSPACE
How did they keep the mosquito stationary?
jesusisherelookbusy
HELL YEAH!
ballsoutflyer
Owlsdude
Best I can do is ill-tempered seabass
MADchemEE
"lasers"
MADchemEE
(god, I'm gettin old)
Ekmii
I saw its soul leave its body
atomicsockmonkey
You can see everything leave it's body.
ALLCAPSROCK
Is this the fabled Jewish Space Laser?
pigoverthere
https://youtu.be/BKm8FolQ7jw
UnkindledOne
Damn. You can see his spirit leave his body
TheOtherLucas
it looks like it's 'soul' is leaving.
Datsinginguy
Mosquitos have no soul.
TheOtherLucas
that's why they reincarnate as billionaires.
gotigs
And going straight to hell, I'm sure.
TheOtherLucas
unless this is hell, and it has served it's time and gets promoted to 'billionaire'.
GanjaPlanet
It’s a huge disappointment to me that someone hasn’t worked out how to make a safe insect killing laser product.
JaxJamesTheTenaciousTurtle
Because there's no room for a margin of error. You don't want a laser that has a 0.01% each shot of burning your house down.
Nizedk
Or blinding everyone near permanently.
vareri59
It would have to see at least your eyes the whole time to know not to fire when the mosquito flies between your eyes and the laser turret.
vareri59
I wonder how it would detect the mosquito, maybe sound based.. since them mfs buzz like hell
pigoverthere
https://youtu.be/BKm8FolQ7jw
pigoverthere
It uses an infrared laser to detect the pattern of the wings flapping and can distinguish between types of insects, then uses a more
pigoverthere
powerful laser to zap the wings off.
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
I think Bill Gates' foundation is doing exactly that.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Nope. His pal Nathan Myhrvold's company was working on it 10 years ago but no product ever came out.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
AFAIK it's too expensive and not very reliable. The focus seems to be on sterile male introduction.
InsanityMelon
#titleofyoursextape
FelixG
Of all the species of critters we have caused the extinction of, the one that really deserves it, we have let live.
thegarts
Aren’t mosquitos the deadliest animal?
Logion567
They've (indirectly tbf) killed the most humans
cbale2000
My county had a $0.02 increase bond proposal for mosquito abatement. I was like: "no, no, ask for more money, way more, kill them all"
derrymerbles
Yep AND proven to be inconsequential to the surrounding environment. Not destabilizing to other species due to small % of animal/insect diet
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
There's little individual profit to be made from getting rid of blood-sucking mosquitoes. Though I would gladly donate for it.
[deleted]
[deleted]
AgainstMethod
Dude, if you could eliminate mosquitoes from Sub-Saharan Africa, the governments of the world would make you *filthy* rich.
Muffyns
Im sure billionaires removing the chance of a random insect killing their workers i mean slaves would be beneficial to them