YvesStRollerblade
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Nothing exudes strength like begging.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/mar/14/trump-warships-strait-of-hormuz-iran-oil-shipping
Mar 14, 2026 9:14 PM
YvesStRollerblade
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Nothing exudes strength like begging.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/mar/14/trump-warships-strait-of-hormuz-iran-oil-shipping
Sebastopol140
Oh now you want ships from other nations to help? And to get straight into danger?
Fuck off, wanker!
Edgarflaps
He doesn't need anything from them.
Dpatgotbanned
Uk should give him the middle finger
BrokenAnimal
Is he going to send his Starm-troops?
Dannoboyo
Finally did something he can't bluff or bully his way out of.
kwyjiboner
The most powerful military in the world can't hold the strait of Hormuz?
afatality
aFatality tells the orange terrorist to keep staring at the eclipse, moron
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
The US doesn't have allies anymore. Friends come and go - enemies accumulate.
CouldntCakeLess
Well said, gotta remember that!
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Why, you single handily eliminated 100% of the Iranian military so why does anyone have to do anything to help keep the totally secure and safe and free and open and operational Strait of Hormuz open and safe and operational and secure and free?
AyatollahBahloni
This piece of camel shit has destroyed every alliance we ever had, and placed the entire world in mortal danger.
nimeton0
thepeenisbehindthetrenchcoat
didn't he take shit on stermer's chest already about the aircraft carriers?
trippingthelightfantastic
Jimthebutler
No new wars, shitbag.
duktayp
You ever have one of those idiot Friends that would get in a stupid fight then look around for you to help them
UnattendedDeviant
Trump should ask the country leader he praises, like Putin, and not those that he crapped over..like our traditional allies.
Maybe get his "Board of Peace" members to send their troops.
UpNorthAndFreezing
But he said "America doesn't need anyone to send help for a war America has already won". The embarrassment must run deep
FukcTedCruz
Why can't someone just put him in a bunker and tell him we are being nuked and just lock it.
allmycommentsareGold
I hope the UK tells him to fuck all the way off
KoalaOnTheJuice
Their prime minister is sadly one of those centrist types. You know the ones.
Omnimorph2112
UK has been US's little bitch for the longest time. I don't think we elect strong leaders.
mrthewhitee
"special relationship!"
bigE416
I thought he WON already?
Teratoid
We destroyed 100% of their military. Soon, we'll have destroyed 500%-750% of their military.
tymonaSmasher
800% reduction like the medicines
FlissFloss86Gaming
Nobody's seen numbers like this before