LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
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Mar 18, 2023 5:27 PM
LittleLebowskiUrbanAchievers
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Calicoastin818
Ooof send this dude to the ICU
TreasonousCheeto
WFH = working from home. I had to look it up.
Couchwarrior1337
I -am- dressing like the adult I'm paid to be. You're lucky I'm wearing any pants.
greenchair
Clearly dude is an alpha male.
WorthwhileCanadianInitiative
This is a quality BURN right here.
QueefMalone
That's fucking hilarious.
PraiseAzathoth
He must be doing well as a bartender on a riverboat.
keystotheairlock
I'm sure he'll make you a dandy little chocolate phosphate.
LittleLordThudleroy
This guy will be getting arrested for possession of child porn next week.
CyclopticColleague
chefsoda
The best part is that he's the pop culture/cannabis reporter for the LA Times. Wonder what his audience thinks . . .
Zootsoot
My sister’s BIL showed up at the last family gathering dressed like he rolled Pat Boone for the outfit. Looked like this.
hellodeliciousfriend
Bold of you to assume I'm wearing pants.
Vyrro
WTF is WFH?
Atlasguitar
From the context of other comments: "Work From Home"
Vyrro
Hm, I worked from home half the time during the rona demic, but never heard that initialism before. Thank you, kind internet stranger
Iaimtomisbehave
"Did anyone ever tell you you look like a penis with a little hat on?"
wadatahmydamie
He looks like if a pedophile were a bottom. Like Charlie Kirk’s future self come back to warn him, but decided to stay instead
Felderburg
These tweets are 2 years old https://twitter.com/andizeisler/status/1251175718332977154
huey9k
Enough with WFH sweatpants... ENTIRE WORLD: STFU, Nerd.
SpeedbumpNZ
As a representative of the nerd delegation, this bellend is not a nerd.
AgainstMethod
It's a big nerdy tent and I couldn't guarantee he's not in there somewhere.
PunnyTiger
seriously. how DARE you be comfortable while earning less than a penny of every dollar you generate.
ekstrax
Ok i dont know why it would be segregation themed but the rest is true
FailedToResist
My guess: Because it looks like he's stepped from the 50s/60s. (Somewhere like the camp from "hi-di-hi" if it were set in the US.)
ekstrax
Oh is it because it looks a little plantationy? Still a far fetch imo
Psionickitten
Dress like the adult I'm paid to be? So you're allowing me to work naked? Because I'm getting fucked like it.
riddmkidd
Buh-lammo
heartlessninja6
“Bring your lube to work” day is the best.
SkycladNightStroller
Wear a shirt only. I call it donald ducking
NotaCPA
Sometimes you want to tell somebody to run backwards, naked, through a field of dicks.
Mongicane
Might I suggest cacti instead?
NotaCPA
Lyrics from "Oh My Darling Don’t Cry" - Run The Jewels (artists) - Track 2 on Run the Jewels II
Copperbrat
He plays a mean ragtime piano at Shakey's Pizza Parlor. Don't hate.
xstickman
He looks like Peppermint Larry's criminal uncle
LateNightBunnyParty
I bet he has a candy wife, too.
jwillustrat
He looks like he has a brightly colored van with candy painted all over it and lures kids into it then drives them to a cave and eats them.
keyblader1985
I assure you, I am dressing in accordance with my pay.
MarioBoon
As a WFH freelancer, in my line of work wearing pants are entirely optional and don't influence the quality of my work. hahaha!
NotAgainRichard
Paris Hilton and I both wear heels, the difference is I work and she makes money. Tell me again how clothes maketh the man.
SilentScreamsX
I'm not getting paid to be an adult. I'm getting paid to do my job, which I can do in sweatpants.
Turdsandwich10
Haha right
NotAgainRichard
they dont pay me for my hours or my tie, they pay me for what i know.
AgainstMethod
I've definitely found that a lot of us switch into a more productive/competent headspace when dressed well. But we can all dress how we want
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Personally, I need to get dressed and prepared as if I was going into the office even though I’ve been WFH since 2016. It puts me in the
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
Mindset of “going to work” and adds to my work/life separation.
nerdyvet
Weird, my pants are from the women's section and everything. Is there a AdulterAdult section I missed? Am I not old enough @35 to see it?
orbitn
no, you still have some rights of passage to go through. I for one wish someone would have warned me about the dick bleeding @ 42.
Sylviastout
nerdyvet
I....I don't have a penis. What does this mean for me at 42 0.0
orbitn
Weeping Elbow Syndrome.
nerdyvet
I suppose it could be worse than hygromas....
RustyNeX
TBF dude is looking pretty sharp, i'd buy a balloon from him!
AgainstMethod
I agree that WFH should have an at least semi-professional dress code, but his outfit does undermine that point a bit.
wagnus
not sure what you're doing at the bumper boats in a segregation based adjustment park but, whaddya gonna do
thatwoodguy
Sold out of the back of a white van with a sign on the side saying free candy inside
Sensiblyinteresting
This dude probably owns a cotton candy cart
IronMagnus
But he only has white balloons.
Ssemo
That -does- change my purchasing decision…
ElbowDeepInAJedi
You're close. He only has balloons for whites.
DarkBusterBaron
So all the balloons are black right?