Phone Storage Alert 13. I'm just gonna plop these right here.

Aug 7, 2025 4:04 PM

dimitridumps

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1. I am finally in 2021 storage.

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#1 Flips up eyepatch:
"There's one over there."

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 How Italian do you have to be? My Great Grand Father was from Palermo, he left to escape war quite a while back.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

#24 having watched a lot of Puppy Dog Pals, this tracks.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 Women too. Every little bit helps.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 spritz of lime juice on top and press the saran wrap against the guac, not just over the top of the bowl

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Too practical

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1: Man. I love the optimism.

11 months ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

In 2021 that felt wild. Now, not so much.

11 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

It still feels wild. Just a different flavor of wild.
Like a cut away from Mad Max to anywhere else in the world so you can understand Australia just decided to be like that.

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 But what is it full of???

11 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mason jars

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Gape

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Markers, probably. (If you know, you know.)

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sharpies, right?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I reddit somewhere.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 The "Go Vote" thing at the top is perfect

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always a relevant and important message

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#20 Shouldn't faster spinning increase gravity which would umm, like be the opposite of throwing us off?

11 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 14

My brain hurts.

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No gravity comes from the mass of the objects (in this case us and the earth). The speed of the spinning would eventually fling us off when it overcame gravity. Like mud flinging off your tires when they start spinning faster

11 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Can the earth start to spin faster then? Cause we need to go.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

we are the mud on Earth's treads

11 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

In science fiction, spinning is used to create a gravity like force gravity for people standing on the on the outside wall of the spaceship, like on a spinning amusement park ride.

Actual gravity is caused by the density of an object that draws items to it, like a bowling ball on a mattress. If earth spun fast enough, it would overcome gravity and throw us off, if we somehow survived to that point

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The inner edge of the outside wall, as a very important detail. If they were on the outer edge they'd be flung off, hence the original meme.

11 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought about wording it that way, but it seemed cumbersome, even though it was more correct. If they were on the outer edge, their immediate problem would probably be breathing

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good grief. It's the inside of the spinning cylindrical wall to create a simulation of gravity. No "edge" involved.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A couple of friendly points
I didn't first call it an edge
I created this imaginary ship, don't come in here and tell me if the outside wall has an edge or not. It could have Doric columns, it could have a Starbucks out there.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some people don't understand centripetal force.

11 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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Bill Nye taught me the difference between centripetal and centrifugal forces when I was 12.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can’t remember which way around it is, but one doesn’t exist in the UK (or rather the term isn’t used)

It’s just the negative of the other one

#smarts

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Centrifugal force is not real.

11 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you 👍

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on your frame of reference.

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