Ilovetomakestuffup
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Apr 3, 2021 12:31 PM
Ilovetomakestuffup
106625
1966
51
mk1ak47
And wrapped with skin, tattoos and piercings are customizations
spitfires2000
Meat actuators.
FrozenCoast
Meat power?
ImGoingToBeRelevant
I am a meat shield and I have come to terms with that.
micuu
Cardiovascular system online, muscles online, senses online, all meat nominal
nessusDM
I'd like to speak to the UI designer please. What is wrong with warning lights? This pain option seems unnecessary
TeaMan101
SlimSam
You stupid, woman? It's all true.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
I’m basically Hobocop.
BeerBatteredandBold
ZebAsiz
TheBlueMuppet
Dead or alive, im coming with me.
Blackranger3d
lDanielHolm
You aren't piloting the skeleton. You're controlling the muscles -- the skeleton is just dragged along.
njjb00612
Humans have layers. Onions have layers. Humans are like onions.
crthaze
More like a terrifying nervous system tentacle monster, piloting a bone & meat mech:
RailedRobin
terrified*
BladeTurMoiL
hamberglar
Mine has fat armor, but yes.
CptnCrunch
Armor with -50 defence stat
squidmissle
It's a shame that my brain is in the meat equivalent of an Urbanmech
chromanim
Huh. I guess you could refer to anxiety as a permanent incoming missile warning?
LastoftheLillyCreatures
hey, it's called trash_can_ not trash_can't_.
timGiraffeBeast
They're made of meat!
11343
meat armor sesms like some low level garbage
CommentsYesOrNo
Yes.
CouchCarrot
Well, calcium is a metal, so it checks out.
hotdoginathermos
1nformat1ka
Gut microbes: "we made this brain to steer this skeleton with flesh armor to better suit our needs". Our needs are sometimes specific. 1/2
1nformat1ka
2/2 "go hunt those pizzas down". "Bring some beer too"!
SlyMrFox
Get inside your mot- I mean, get into the robot, Shinji.
AnotherUseNamePlease
henrikpetersson51
That’s why people don’t want to see me naked.
ScaGBeaR
YOU ARE A GHOST, DRIVING A SKELETON MADE OF STARDUST, RIDING A ROCK FLYING THROUGH SPACE! FEAR NOTHING!
RestlessVagabond
But... spiders.
prolorus
I love this poem; wish I knew who created it.
ScaGBeaR
Quora says Carl Sagan. From Cosmos.
prolorus
Than you
grizzlybeerz
Lemme cee ur bone mecha?
JustAnotherCynicToo
Mine tried to escape four years back. You missed your chance.
baldewok
jjw9
Interesting trivia: humans are among the *minority* of mammals without a penis bone, and yet have the
jjw9
higher ratios of penis to body size in the animal kingdom
PlaidBastard
Errr, largest relative to body size among primates and probably mammals. Because
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
Don't know how I lived as long as I have without that knowledge.
HerrHat
Yet the only action we refer to as "boning" is the action in which we use that only properly protruding appendage that doesn't have a bone.
nathaan92
jjw9
Yep. Creatures w/ penis bone use mechanical leverage to gain erections. Us human males use hydraulics
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
Mine is fuckin terrible. My joints suck.
c64masterrace
Have you tried drinking some wd40?
TenPercentJuice
Oh shit, genius! I'll just drill an access hole to my joints and lube up. WD40 right to the source, drinking it will mix with stomach...
TenPercentJuice
... acid and screw with the chemicals and unlikely to go exactly where you want it. Direct access hole to the joints is the better option.
TinyAxolotl
My posture sucks.
Itslukus
Stop slouching dude
Chillingworth
Just the other week I took glucosamine because my knees hurt when they bend. I'm 23
SarahPlsz
27, same deal. Been about 5 years since I could properly bend at the knee without pain. Ah, those were the days
harrison100012
I'm 50 no pain ,constant erection,promiscuous ,Love Meth Eat well and keep your drugs clean .!
Gingerbreadman18
Where's the pain? Is it from damage to the joint or cartilage?
Chillingworth
More likely from the joint bone-on-bone action, the cartilage is supposed to support the mobile movement of bone against bone.
SarahPlsz
Well, technically its from stress to the connective tissue caused by underdeveloped patellae. But it could've been mitigated by exercise.
TheWormthatWalks
... I like this, this what I call this now. It sounds better than "this is the terrible carcass I temporarily haunt"
iSellTeenyTinyFrogGreenBabyCoffins
I am actually my skeleton and meat and I have my brain locked away in a prison of its own making
tegfdd77
Cool.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
You're not even really a brain. You are a thought inside of a brain, inside of your bone mech, inside of your meat suit.
StonesOnTheHill
A ghost in a fat cockpit riding a bone mech with meat actuators and meat ablative armor.
TheVampireDante
Brain's the bonemech's cockpit, you pilot from there using its control system that nobody ever properly taught you to use.
GorillaStark
Electricity and chemicals
Dandoch1080
Actually I'm just a botzmans brain and everything in my life is falsified memories.
ZKintzer
I'm somewhat of a Botzman's brain myself
swellguy18
I'd say you're half a thought. Your subconscious makes decisions before your conscious mind commits.
OstinPower2020
We have to go deeper.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Dependd on your philosphy really. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism
vauhtihirmu
Or are you that which expriences the thoughts that flow through the brain?
swellguy18
Qualia. Succinct summary for why we can't have perfect understanding between ourselves. Also used to argue individual perception is reality.
swellguy18
Or at least- as close a visceral experience of reality as we will likely get within 10s or 100s of thousands of years.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
A materialists might say that thoughts and ideas are inseperable from your brain and body. Which again are intrinsic parts of our world.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
We are not visiting this reality. We are it. That might be uplifting or depressing depending on your worldview.
TrashCanEnthusiast
Best metaphor I've ever heard: you're the software, not the hardware.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Outside of the supernatural your body and consciousness are pretty much inseperable though.
Sheldonian
Not really, the brain doesn't work exactly like a computer, you wouldn't be able to pass the "software" to another brain and work. 1/
Sheldonian
Memories, thoughts are also physical features on the brain 2/2
flamingflamingo
ACKCHUALLY
TheVampireDante
You're region locked inside your own brain.
Thor400
Do you have a better metaphor? because he said that's the best one he's heard, and u said no
swellguy18
There are SO many pedantic users online who lack reading comprehension. Glad you called him out. Hell probably try to argue with you too.
Sheldonian
Nope, by the replies I got that my comment reads as pedantic which wasn't my intention. But I'm a little sick right now so meh