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Care & Feeding
Gabby tax. She loves pets more than treats ?
TheGuyFromThatThingISaw
Turns out I'm 80% Viking..sweet! Beard isn't long enough to braid for anyone that was wondering.
BernieSandersMittens
Easykehl
TheGunner2504
#12 honestly needed this today
DrunkKingOfImgur
#27 No no no!!! That's far to few eggs, and where's your bald eagle? And you're using your brunch gun instead of your breakfast gun!?
DrunkKingOfImgur
The lack of etiquette here, smdh
DukeSamuelVimes
#43, 'realised something' aka made up some bullshit to dramatise my sad situation without bothering to actually try being worth anything.
DukeSamuelVimes
And half y'all will read that and think "OMG, that is sooo true" because you will also do or believe anything to feel special without any
DukeSamuelVimes
regard or respect towards things like personal growth, cultivated intelligence or reality. And it's low (actually high)key kind of pathetic.
CandidGamera
"You're not a bad person for mistakes you've grown from." Wow, great line. You've just made EVERYBODY reading this remember mistakes they ->
CandidGamera
<- DIDN'T grow from and feel like shit. Swing and a miss, mental health infographic.
kingkongkeom
#39 After two glasses of wine?
sundaymondayhippyday
The wine is clearly just an excuse
UristImiknorris
Excuse you, someone is absolutely scrutinizing everything I do. That someone is me.
Mattattaattack
...............Do you need a hug?
PyroDragon
#27 seems like a small gun for an American breakfast
Sauroctonus
That's actually brunch.
throughthoughtthough
pandemicpolemic
Nippledeepinahorse
pandemicpolemic
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
#45 as a guy, yes. But don't believe that it applies for all genders, women can give transcendent experiences and still never suggest a date
sundaymondayhippyday
That the turkey ass link though- what did I miss??
Sauroctonus
I feel like maybe you meant to link to a different image.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Oh... yeah, but still..
DARFolywa
I thought #12 said, "you're not a rad person for mistakes you've grown from"
anononanonanona
I thought it said: everyone your intrusive the people in doesn't secretly thoughts are your life want hate you lying to you to be there.>
anononanonanona
no one is you're not a you don't scrutinizing rad person for have to be everything mistakes you've perfect to you do grown from be loved.
sundaymondayhippyday
And I took that to heart as my new mantra....
slinkiisu
#1 but how do I pick what to watch on Netflix, I could watch this but then I'll have to watch the rest right after, why is my food cold now
sundaymondayhippyday
Life is hard.... sigh I walk another mile to the well....
slinkiisu
I need water but I also need food. Do I walk to the market first, or the well... Why is it night already
HighSorcerer
#12 Everyone your intrusive the people in doesn't secretly thoughts are your life want hate you lying to you to be there.
HighSorcerer
Seriously though rejection sensitive dysphoria is a mindfuck and I hate it.
JimboTCB
#26 I love a good shark coochie board
BrotherOwl
#27 this breakfast looks fantastic
NavaHo07
#1 ... but then realizing my drink is still in the kitchen ?
EnterTheMongoose
#15 Words of wisdom from SemenDemon.
GutsTheStruggler
I mean, she do.
dirtyhotdogbongwater
Broadway2
This shit was lit fam
Minterfresh
Dope
kronos72
Haha, dab bruh!
AntaNce
'twas on fleek, mood.
AsianLeprechaun
Uh oh
LucaScorpion
Yeet
PyroDragon
well shama lama ding dong right back at ya!
DegenLite
Sorry I don't speak hip-hop.
PickledCarpet
Don’t speak jive, turkey?
tonguepunchyourfartbox
How do you do fellow kids, I too am woke af
CallMeOldFashionedBut
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Psymbionic
Hella
whoknows98765
Gabby is stunning and deserves all the pats
fs0306165
#28 Nothing of value was lost...
trademarkeroni
#12 Everyone your intrusive the people in.
penzick
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
#18 As a married man, I had pellets today. I do also like the wet food tho, esp with ground beef in it.
TwatasaurusWrecks
GutsTheStruggler
Pocketsss!
Nippledeepinahorse
PunnyDragon
...that was my favourite meme...
Nippledeepinahorse
RoadskiN
#4 I literally having people telling or assuming the opposite about me, while I'm burning out lol
DrPepperandChocolate
You need new people, friend.
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