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Nyxish
I’m not remotely xian but that is seriously wtf creepy and offensive
LeftRightThere
theAttendant
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Axiomatic13
Irony is dead.
dynamojoe
This can’t be real, right?
taez555
Is that the new official female uniform for the US military she's wearing?
33WhiskeyTX
*All women under the Trump regime.
taez555
PeaceBaby
a WEIRD creepy dangerous cult
VincitQuiSeVincit
"not a cult"
Foxplay
I'm not religious and still holy fuck lol.
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
Where's the Pope and a French King when we need them...
Sebastopol140
Gameshow
“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist”
initforthespecs
THIS ISNT EVEN THE FIRST GOLDEN IDOL MADE TO HIM
MagnumRadhard
Correct.
famtifa
Revelations never made any sense to me. A goat with a thousand eyes? Oh now I get it.
merxman
What the legitimate fuck is wrong with these people?
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Would you be shocked to discover that this is in direct violation of one of the Ten Commadnments?
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Only one?!
PineappleLoopsBroether
ThailandExpress
so is adultery and lying and golfing on the sabbath and stealing. All commandments he has broken
RadasNoir
If he wasn't so oblivious to reality, you'd think he was using them as a checklist.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
That's why it the shocking part is sarcastic.
billdozer86
That woman looks AI generated. Are we sure this is real (believable for sure, I just think the image possibly looks fake and also why a fucking goat?).
SquashDemon
My xtian grandmother genuinely believes he is the anti Christ and we are in the end days.
PineappleLoopsBroether
She gets it.
Omicron416
I, too, choose this person's grandmother.
magicrhombus
I mean I'm not christian, but if I were, I'd believe it too. Really the only point he fails on is that the antichrist is supposed to be eloquent. Then again, somehow his worshipers do think he has "great words" so fuck it.
stsword
There isn't a single antichrist in the bible but multiple. Antichrists are false messiahs who are against "the Father and the Son." So since Trump certainly isn't a real messiah despite what his stupid cultists thinks, and you'd be hard pressed to find someone more against Jesus' teachings, he's certainly an antichrist.
ReverseSyzygy
tymonaSmasher
BAPHOMET!
WigglyBlondeNoodle
You know baphomet often wears a crown of fire. This gives me ideas......
SmashySashimi
Why a goat tho? It’s supposed to be a cow. You’d think an insecure dude like him would jump at the chance to be more macho.
Zahnradfee
A calf, as far as I'm aware.
But yeah, why a goat? Maybe because he aspires to be as intelligent and socially adept as goats are?
Hovencl00f
Perhaps the message is that Trump is a scapeGOAT. Goat also can be an abbreviation of Greatest Of All Time, which of course, is what Trump thinks he is.
AllGloryToTheDarkLord
Its already an NFT
https://rarible.com/token/0xd07dc4262bcdbf85190c01c996b4c06a461d2430:547435?tab=details
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
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SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
Isn't that the the plot of Southland Tales?
lappelduvideonfullblast
Fuck no these aren't the sins I died for
JasonThorn
Unfortunately, they are...and this is how He probably looked in Gethsemane before they took Him.
sweetfeetpete
stoots24
Kevin Smith is writing Dogma 2, and I can't wait to see where he goes with it...
PineappleLoopsBroether
Where did you hear this? Did he bring this up with Bernardin?
stoots24
I was watching a youtube vid of a George Lucas Club thing he did at Smodcastle Theater 2 months ago, and he announced it! I don't have the exact spot marked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wrychhWVaQ My favorite joke is that Leia didn't kill Jabba when she choked him - he just had the biggest orgasm of his life, then fell asleep.
stoots24
Its at the 1hr 13min mark!
johnvilnis
Congrats #maga you are in a cult and worshipping someone who has broken every commandment and you have just done the same.
Omicron416
Oh, no, they haven't *just* done it, look up pictures from CPAC 2021.
There was a literal golden idol of Little Donnie there.
phtsl
I remember that. And people bowed down to it, rubbed it and kissed it
DonkeyGoat
This...is satire, right?
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DonkeyGoat
Leatherneck1833
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mar-a-lago-goat-trump/
ButteryBiscuitBass
Oh sweet summer child!
DonkeyGoat
I honestly can't tell. I can't find any results outside the original bluesky link and meidastouch
Omicron416
If it's at Mar-a-Lardo there probably won't be a lot about it, but maybe check "Truth" Social if you have the stomach for it.
Ryrin
No one has posted an actual source anywhere so it very well could be fake.
ReverseSyzygy
God and satire are dead.
TalkingSnake
I like how the women have learned to do their best to look like Ivanka to get his attention.
BasinStreetDesign
Not so relevant today. That was when he had more brain cells than fingers on one hand.
Shaows
I see he brought his mistress to the show
devolutionary
Wait, that’s not his daughter?
HairyMountainManMike
Seriously who is that then?t
wylkyn
Notice me, Trumpai!
FPAlpha
I am 100% convinced he would have fucked his own daughter if she agreed. I think he's that much of a sick fuck.
jayman0123
i GUARANTEE you after he dies, she'll wait a few years, and then put out a "tell all" book that will include all kinds of nasty disturbed shit he's done, including raping her when she was a child.
timmargh
Agreed absolutely.
humanrevolt
"No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money." Matthew 6:24
I know many of you don't like biblical quotes, but these are so on the nose it's ... smh.
Lonecoon
There's so many of these types that try to act like the book of Matthew doesn't exist.
Pulger
With the cultists, Money *is* God.
DisgruntledFerret
With Prosperity Gospel... yeah. Money is proof of God's favor. It's an amazingly naked scam.
DukeSliscus
I'm an atheist and even I like parts of the book of Matthew.
BladeTurMoiL
We like them when they’re used against self proclaimed Christians.
Isorikk
Pretty sure the top 10 do's and don'ts include not worshipping false idols, but they also say to love your neighbors, and I think most conservtards think that means to bring your suburban hellscape lottery assigned closest bunkmate a peach cobbler once a year for the holidays, so they probably don't get the whole false idols thing.
TheBurpyPony
He's actively mocking his most ardent supporters. It's hideous and beautiful all at the same time.
NotSomoneElse68
Seriously?! A freaking literal Golden Idol.
trinxter
Mammon.
PunnyTiger
trump republicans don't read the bible: they tear gas priests out of their church for photo ops and hold the book upside down and hit people with it, but not a damned one follows the teachings. There's a lot of garbage in that book, but the apart beating the shit out of anyone trying to combine god with money is pretty good
TheLastBootyBender
It's okay to use religion to mock the religious, hypocrites get no pass.
CaptSchmidtGaming
The bible is an awful place to seek wisdom. Not because the wisdom isn't valid but because it propagates a certain cultish book club type to go out into the world and hurt people.
BHPaperstacks
Honestly, I'm an atheist, but there isn't a lot in the NT I find objectionable and even less from the teachings of Jesus before Paul. That being said, roll the Ghandi quote.
maday1br
After the golden Trump statue at CPAC a few years back, I was sure I'd seen the most biblically tone-deaf idolatry Trump could offer. I was wrong.
flipsy
The response to that statue was "I didn't build it, so I know nothing of it, but I love that man". I mean shit guys, you didn't bite the fruit but you're still choosing to put yourself under duress because the storybook tells you to.
dasAchteck
i've always chuckled at camels passing through the eye of a needle.
levyathyn
Colossians 3:12
"Therefore, as God’s chosen people, holy and dearly loved, clothe yourselves with compassion, kindness, humility, gentleness and patience."
PapaUbu
Exodus 20:4-5: "You must not make any idols. Don't worship or serve idols of any kind, because I, the LORD, am your God"
John 5:21: "Keep yourselves from idols"
Romans 1:21-23: "Idolatry is the fundamental sin"
Isaiah 44:9-20: "Idols delude people into compulsive folly"
algathe
If only we could convince Christians to read and follow the teachings of the Bible
breakingthorns
I know right?
Teratoid
That would be the singular most transformative moment in the history of Christianity. Nearly every Christian I know of, that read the Bible cover to cover, became an atheist afterwards.
Their churches bore no similarity to the actual teachings of Jesus.
The process of putting together singular verses to create sermons became like a ransom note from God; "I'vE got UR sOuL Pay THesE mEN Or i SeT IT oN FIre!! I'm Srs"
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_calf
OhIfIMust
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
I really can't stand what is considered "evangalical" in the US. I know the king james bible is a bad example for a translation, but holy fuck, did they turn everything 180° back into a money coercion scheme real quick. Up next: "Judean beachfront property for rent, right on time for you to enjoy the rapture!! First row seats sold seperately."
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cjandstuff
The only time Jesus got violent with somebody, was with the money changers in the temple. They were running a business inside the temple, and of course scamming people while claiming to "provide a service".
shameofslate
Martin Luther talked more smack than all the rappers who ever lived combined. So much so, that somebody created this Martin Luther insult, generator, drawn from his writings:
https://ergofabulous.org/luther/
BladeTurMoiL
TIL: martin luther.
ThrashAndChemistry
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quadraspaz1
This is so good. Thanks for sharing
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
marvelous!
ThrashAndChemistry
Savage
shameofslate
My all-time fave: "You are a white devil and a glittering Satan"
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
-Martin Luther predicting gop grindr hookups confirmed
Futchm
And Christians like him because...?
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sleepinggreenidea
Nah, this is because they're unprincipled opportunists.
therealalansmithee
Deep down they know he is the antichrist and they really really really want Merican Jesus to come back so they can get raptured and go to heaven. Only being a little sarcastic here.
TheConnArtist
Because he's the anti Christ. I'm not religious but what a strange parallel.
sleepinggreenidea
...they say he's a "flawed vessel" - literally any evil he does is forgivable because he produces the outcomes that they deem to be God's will. He's God's tool to achieve God's will, so whatever means he uses to do so are justifiable because of the righteous ends. Also, this is TOTALLY DIFFERENT from moral relativism or claiming that the ends justify the... uh... means.
ssjalhazred
Because those Christians are also Republicans and he's a Republican politician.
Shaows
Religious fanaticism
johnvictor
The ability to oppress black people AND women at the same time is a win for the USA Christian.
MundySeme
Why bother worshipping a god that silently sits in the clouds when you could worship Trump and actually have your God speak back. Especially when both are equally hateful.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
Mehlbox
Prosperity gospel
Munchman347
CINO's like him, actual followers of Christ's teachings despise that orange anti-christ...
cjandstuff
I'm a Christian who left my church after they swapped Jesus for the orange politician.
I actually asked this of my social circle and old church friends. Only ONE person answered. Because they had more money in their pocket when he was President.
wargames
https://www.desiringgod.org/articles/the-enticing-sin-of-empathy
SerialChickenLover
because he totally doesn’t tick all of the boxes for the anti-Christ. /s
theskepticinme
Because he adopted their stance on abortion for political gain
GlenL
Groomed since birth
georgejimmydoodle
He's a racist as they are.
Bigemedic
He's as fake a Christian as most Christians.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
They just love cults.
Tumescentpie
Because they've been indoctrinated into a cult from a young age. This seems to destroy their ability to use their prefrontal cortex. And the cult teaches you not to question authority.
They like him because they come pre-indoctrinated with a bunch of underlying racism, bigotry, and xenophobia.
verityauger
He's a white man
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
Not christians but american "evangelical" salesmen, and they like him for two reasons. #1 No taxes, which means money. #2 biblical end-time narrative calling for the rapture within their customers lifetime ⁽ᵗʰᶦʳˢᵗ ʳᵒʷ ˢᵉᵃᵗˢ ᵒⁿ ᵉˣᶜˡᵘˢᶦᵛᵉ ᵇᵉᵃᶜʰᶠʳᵒⁿᵗ ᵖʳᵒᵖᵉʳᵗʸ ᵐᵃʸ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒˡᵈ ˢᵉᵖᵃʳᵃᵗᵉˡʸ⁾, which also means money.
Pally01
Because he's going to hurt the people they hate.
Corrodias
The ones I know just hate Democrats because of abortion and queer people and think Trump is treated unfairly because his almost sort of faced some consequences for his rampant, massive crimes while other presidents had their minor errors overlooked.
sloomoo
He's hastening the arrival of the End Of Days, and they are certain that They will be Raptured into eternal bliss, while the rest of us get tormented on earth.
Agreeablebug6
That just sounds like making Earth better, honestly
SteveMND
Evangelicals (who are really his only actual "Christian" base) think he will usher in the Rapture. They may not actually think he is a godly man, by any stretch, but they still think God is using him as a tool (heh) to set the stage for the Apocalypse, and that's all they care about.
AllTheKitties
Nah, there are actual Christians who think heis doing good, godly work..
sleepinggreenidea
My experience is that they view him as a sinner who is being guided by God, and from there they reason backwards to get to the point where they can say he serves God and is Godly. The flawed vessel analogy at once argues that he need not be perfect to serve God's will, and thus that he's not meaningfully flawed *because* he's serving God's will, and therefore he's God's chosen so he's Godly. It gets more circular the more closely you look at it, ofc.
strawberrycocoa
They think he'll usher in the Rapture... So they think he's the Antichrist, got you.
SteveMND
I mean, yeah, more or less. They think God is working through him. This isn't new with him, and his "success" in Israel has just made them even more confident that they were right, I'm sure. https://www.newsweek.com/trump-will-bring-about-end-worldevangelicals-end-times-779643
Agreeablebug6
My friend, have you met Catholics? The cult itself doesn’t think these things, but the cult members sure do
SteveMND
I hate to have to be the one to break this to you, but cults and religions follow Nazi Bar Parable rules. If the cult members believe something, then, well… the cult members ARE the cult. Doesn't really matter what the sign on the door or the pamphlet in the lobby says anymore.
That's why there are six main divisions of Christianity, and literally 100s of denominations in the US (and 1000s globally): when the members of a church doesn't agree with the rest, they split off. They leave the bar.
JoeMangoJello
They aren't christian.
doesntmattet4
Sure they are. They may not be your flavor of Christianity but that’s like saying an opera singer isn’t a singer because you don’t like their style
FermentTheRich3000
OK, they are Christians that follow the teachings of Christianity instead of the teachings of christ.
doesntmattet4
That statement tells me everything I need to know about that religion 😂
Anysource
Or, they aren't Americans?
SextusPompeiusMagnusPius
No True Scotsman fallacy
beetlenoodlepoodlebottlespaddledmuddledduddledfuddledfoxinsocks
Nah, if Trump believes in Trump he's a trumpian whatever he claims. A Christian worships Christ and the characteristics he portrayed.
The Bible is pretty clear you will know someone by their deeds. Whether or not you believe in christianity, I would I'd say his speak pretty clearly.
graehall
Every fucking time with these christians
Anysource
So, the national-socialists are nationalists and socialists?
AllTheKitties
No, this is like saying someone with no connections to Scotland isn't a Scotsman just because they wear a kilt once a week.
And even that is a bad analogy because there's not really a clear cut definition of what makes someone a Scotsman. But Christianity has their rules all written out nice and clear in this one book that anyone can just read.. We know what it means to be Christian
CyberHexx
Yeah, anyone can read it and belive they're christian. There's literally nothing forcing them not to do everything the bible says not to do and still call themselves christian. They're christian because they belive they're christian. And you not liking that they aren't being christian your prefered way doesn't make them any less christian. This is just one reason why religion is fucking stupid.
AllTheKitties
I don't particularly care "how" they're Christian, in terms of it's religious meaning. I care how they treat others because other people matter to me.
But I was simply making the argument that the previous comment was not a one true Scotsman fallacy. Not trying to argue who is or is not christian.
Tumescentpie
Trump said he was a Christian. Trump has held a Bible and even read from one in church. He's appointing a Christian to an establishment of the Christian religion in the US government. His voters identify as Christians and go to Christian churches. They wear crosses and the whole jazz.
So it would seem to me that they aren't Christians because you are a christian and don't like that they represent you.
AllTheKitties
I'm not a Christian, though..
My point was simply that it's not a "no true Scotsman" fallacy to say that someone who calls themself a christian but also says they value a lot of anti-christian stuff is lying about one or the other. I was only arguing the argument.
Though I agree with the original comment that they probably aren't actually christian. Either because they've been lied to about what christianity is or because they haven't internalized it and just go through the motions of belief.
IPoisonedDorcasMutton
I mean, as an Atheist myself... If you aren't following the central tenets of the man the religion is named after, then IMO it doesn't matter if you call yourself a Christian. You're not actually a Christian, you're just co-opting religion to excuse your bigotry.
Falkh12
And if my grandma had wheels she would be a bike? I can call myself a neurosurgeon, or read a book on neuro science. but that doesn't mean I turn into one...
The dude is a pathological liar, but when he says he's christian you are ready to believe him? Why? Because it fits your shallow view of what a Christian is? And I say that as an atheist myself.
Get over yourself and see him for what he is, an opportunistic asshole that would sell his children for a Big Mac once they've served his purpose.
SextusPompeiusMagnusPius
We definitely don’t know what it means to be Christian, because not even they do, given the number of schisms they’ve had.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I mean that is fair but that came down to bylaws a lot of the time. Like whether or not alcohol was forbidden, limited, or allowed or what, if any, Old Testament laws were still in effect. But truly all of them lost the main meaning. Like Christ. Like I don't think Jesus was God anymore. But truly a forward thinking guy. Still just a guy. Not perfect or divine. But he had good lessons about a lot of things. If Christians had listened to that instead of some dude on a pulpit's interpretation...
AllTheKitties
You can read the book and it will tell you pretty clearly. The schisms of the followers just shows how it has been used by people over time for their own ends.