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Jan 14, 2018 2:13 PM
damnwhyisthisusernametaken
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TheFrozenNorwegian
Komodo doggo
Sasnz
Damn, Nature! You scary!
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Some people will call me speciesist, but the real factor to predation is economic status. Species has nothing to do with it. /s
itburnswhenupee
Survival of the richest
LloydChristmas2
"Poor, starving Komodo dragon attacks goat that was laughing at him"
doritobanditoeatingacheetoburrito
Well if you put that way...
DrzBa42
No, he used the lexeme 'poor' in a bona fide semantic sense.
Youcameheretokillmequestionmark
Some people, I swear. Why not komodo dragon attacks rich goat?
KonservativeBanan
Nature is fucking ruthless, careless, and just purely scary
kristiwalker
Goats are a symbol of economic status. That goat makes the 1%!
DarthVaderDidNothingWrong
Don't dragons lose to pigs? Think I saw that on some documentary .
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Dragons will attack anything they consider edible.
iamthemadz
Fhuhuhuhuck you.
rambro93
*Ex-goat
tephlonb2000
Definition number two is the one they were trying to convey. Get jacked The Don!
MzArlowe
Where the fuck did that goat even come from!? I think It was trying to impede on its territory. Serves you right you Yankee goat!
Elizabethtown97
We don't know the end of this story. Who did win?
Frio937
If he wasn't before he will definitely be Broke now.
HaveGinWillBabble
Goats are cool.
DeepFreeze187
Did not expect to be triggered.
SederHishtalshelus
This joke was never really that funny
Groznek
Honestly this would been more interesting without the tired overdone joke
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
"Got dang kids! That'll teach ya to stay off my lawn!"
StressedOut
Does anything prey on a komodo dragon? Seriously, anything?
WarDragon1984
Just us. We may have pushed them out of Austrialia before we started writing things down.
DirectorBright
They have serrated teeth and saliva filled with a combination of anticoagulant venom and deadly pathogens. They have skin like chainmail
DirectorBright
And by routinely swallow big game whole.
njorunn
If they can be used for prada bags, then I'm sure they are hunted.
teknoman117
Nope, they're the apex predators in the areas they inhabit.
StressedOut
That's kind of what I thought. They are, in fact, quite terrifying.
jesusisherelookbusy
“Where’s the goat?”
TheDivineUsersub
Dude, I JUST started rewatching all the movies last night. Great stuff!
dastrollkind
That scene ruined me for a few nights back then. I started to dream about a rain of babies. I had slanted walls/windows...
Treblaine
"What's the matter, kid. You never had lamb chops?"
jesusisherelookbusy
"I hApPeN tO bE a VeGeTaRiAn."
80percentlegs
Fucking perfect
Ninjibacon
Komodo Dragons are definitely in the 1%
LookingOutAtTheDoomedEarthSheBreathedaSighAsEverythingHadBecome
Komodo dragons can create a fully functioning gene pool from a single female individual
SKELETONMAAAN
They are dragons so they hoard gold, rich af
ottotravel
Aw, seriously, poor goat.
flassk
even if the goat gets away, if that komodo broke skin, which it most certainly did... that goat gonna die of an infection.
somewhatwiseguy
Actually it's been revealed komodo dragons don't kill using infection usually if infection is the cause of death it's from coming into
somewhatwiseguy
Contact with something contaminated such as dirty water
Excalibuttster
Saw a documentary once where one bit a buffalo and then all the other dragons followed it for a week till the infection killed it. Scary af.
somewhatwiseguy
It turns out the infection was caused by the buffalo wallowing in dirty water it's been revealed komodo dragons don't kill using infection
Kittenhitler
not quite true my friend.. they are actually venomous! source https://www.newscientist.com/article/dn17156-venom-is-key-to-komodo-dragons-ki
somewhatwiseguy
But they won't turn down weakened prey
Jazzmag
That goat's economic status is fucked!
Belowaveragehardscoper
Solvedmind
Big bangs hate him.I hear he had a good credit rating.
TheDivineUsersub
His credit score is about to get digested.
MrFroman
Same
roflcopterLOL
Depends if it had a good life insurance policy
Jazzmag
Surely that would go to Mrs. Goat and all the little goats. It wouldn't affect this goat in the slightest.
roflcopterLOL
Maybe Mr and Mrs Goat shared all their assets so what's hers is also his? I don't know, I haven't seen the accounts
Jazzmag
Just to recap, Mr. Goat's head is in a komodo dragon's mouth. Even if he got away the bacteria in komodo's saliva would give him toxic shock
Jazzmag
He's not coming out of this.
theHatredburrito
Lizards have to eat too
AssGrapez
It's a horrible slow death
theHatredburrito
thats nature
MisleadTruth
Don't Komodos swallow their prey alive?
theHatredburrito
If its small enough monitirs will swallow prey whole. Otherwise they rip it to shreds.
SavagePatchKids
You sound like a lizard person feasting on the world's misery.
theHatredburrito
No but I used to have a pet monitor, he ate whole baby chickens. Not alive mind you. He was a sweetheart.
Keeoldman
You mean dinosaur
TheDivineUsersub
Not anymore.
PRDWRaven
You mean dragons... like seriously thats what theyre calked!
Sauroctonus
No. No they don't.
HahWat
T-Rex is Latin for giant lizard king... Dino's are just lizards
Tyr13
Should probably be Tyrannornis Rex though... <.<
DisguisedLizardThing
*Tyrannosaurus Rex
Tyr13
... thats the joke. Tyrannornis would be terrible bird. <.<