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Vorphalack
I’ve never seen them in the same room together…
TheGhostofElizabethShue
I'm surprised they drew the line at the beard.
DarkVoivod
And he's been telling them, everything's gonna be aaalllright....
thevortexmaster
Won't someone think of the Gabriels!
WhitePoetWarlord
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, su-su-sudio
PedroBenecol
Jesussudio!
duktayp
https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/nov/21/take-a-look-at-me-now-baby-jesus-statue-resembles-phil-collins
0sometimessarah0
Ooooh now Judas, Judas don't ya lose my numbah!
SecretAgentSuperBooger
TooRexyForMyShirt
Seems like something happened on the way to heaven.
GpaSags
Take a look at me now!
AHundredBillionBottles
. . . but the mermaid can't be Black.
spitslap
rdolihan86
IIRC this was right after his father died, and he channeled his pain and emotion in to this project.. creating the best Disney soundtrack
schmittyboss
Phil Collins didn’t have to go that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack. But he did. He did that for us.
spitslap
HuruinaInu
Seems to have an invisible touch...
PedroBenecol
It's like: I pray and pray, but there's no reply at all.
OverMyDadBody
footInMouthAndHeadUpAssSoWhatYouTalkinBout
Had the same thought
OverMyDadBody
That scene was golden. I never get tired of it. Except for the part when gradpa was bullied, I didn't like that.
ADent42
Reminds me more of John Lovitz's The Critic.
my2k2zx2
It Stinks!!
ironymus
Jesus he knows him
KawaiiInari
Ah yes, the lovely white, blue eyed Jesus of the Ancient Middle Eastern world.
duktayp
Take a look at me now
1001001SOS
Blue eyed, white Jayzsus
madeejit
?You're no son?You're no son of God?
StephenDaniels
It would seem that this means that Phil's hairline began to recede while he was still in his mom's stomach. I think that must be a record.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
Well, he was there and he saw what you did, he saw it with his own two eyes
Stage5Klingon
There must be some misunderstanding. This must be some kind of mistake.
NamasYAY
yourelivingalloverme
I don’t care anymore. No mo, no mo. No mo, no mo.
isitva
Housemaster
I love how every scene after this, he's wearing his jean shorts.
SuperSaiyanSasquatch
I was there and I saw what you did.
I saw it with my own two eyes
SledgeGTR
"You and me in paradise."
RaxianTheta
come on and dance into the light
MeKillStuff
AndThenYouDie321
I waited in the rain for hours, and you were late.
cinecito360
This. This is pure gold...
Exdeath5000
That's fuckin creepy looking
Harryteeters
Yeah Phil's always looked kinda scary
artistandascholar2000
You misspelled “fuckin awesome* looking”
ratfaceddog
What’s creepy about a baby with male pattern baldness? That’s perfectly normal.
Godzillaismykitty
'I can feel it, coming in the air tonight, oh lord.."
GlenL
-Mary Magdalene
Harryteeters
goflyblind
NotTinyPancakes
ah cadbury ads when they were fun
WellJustPronounceItGifThen
Wow, best baby Jesus couldn’t play that awesome drum solo.
FishieStardust
joeyecho101
Oh lord
FellaWithUmbrella
smashpro1
I've been waiting for this moment all my life.
nocommennts
That baby looks awfully white for an Aramaic Jew from 35 bc
youreathing
To be fair, so does Phil Collins.
yourlostcarkey
Oh shush.
claudiekante
That baby looks awful, and 'that's all'.
Hkafodays
"35 bc"? 35 years before he was born?
Vesane
I suspect that's the common misconception that AD = After Death, rather than Anno Domini, so people think Before Christ means pre death >
Vesane
< to resolve that gap in their minds, even though the original ACN (Ante Christum Natum) is explicitly "Before Christ's birth". >
Vesane
< AD = in the Year of our Lord, even though places cite him as born 4AD? Iunno that religion bit, I just like language
EroticZombiePants
On that note, I also enjoy Eastern Asian Jesus.
RanchoCucamonga
People with Levantine descent mark white down on the US census, and a lot of them pass as white. In my country of birth, they'd be "white."
eadanke
He's half ghost. Ghost are very white.
ratfaceddog
Are ghost?
eadanke
Sure! Ghosts are white, wraiths = black, phantoms = green, revenants = blue, blinky = red, pinky = pink, inky = blue, and clyde = orange.
noxseth
If that's your only issue with this, I have news for you.
baldbear
As is a holy tradition with the only religion that got everything right.
dremth
Yeah... but religion has never really been about historical accuracy, now has it?
languex
Not any Palestinian baby I ever saw when I lived there for 2 years.