Sep 5, 2026 1:01 AM
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ImAWeirdMom
So glad I'm not straight then.
sometimesarobot
If you're building something wiggly that'd be a great tree
TMPudding
Na, we'll just chip it and make particle board or paper.
AdmiralButtStuff
Pfft. Clearly the Chinese didn't know about soaking your logs in wood to straighten them out.
joe6paques
“It’s an older meme, Sir, but it checks out.”
TheWombatStrikesAgain
The crooked tree becomes firewood.
darthstormer
Don't worry, crooked tree. There's a place for you at Home Depot.
NightOwlRally
I was about to say, that must be the tree home improvement stores get their 2x4s from
duktayp
Specifically https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoism
76000BatteryLlamas
and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
*tinder
hipifreq
Yet we save the seed of the straight tree and spread its progeny far and wide, ensuring survival of its line.
Tarmaccian
Ain’t nothing wrong with following where life takes you.Ain’t nothing wrong with trying to be useful, either.The forest has many kinds of trees.
oldguyexlurker
"Bansai!!!" -- Vishnu
Bonsi
It might actually be funnier that I misspelled it, but thanks!
ImAWeirdMom
So glad I'm not straight then.
sometimesarobot
If you're building something wiggly that'd be a great tree
TMPudding
Na, we'll just chip it and make particle board or paper.
AdmiralButtStuff
Pfft. Clearly the Chinese didn't know about soaking your logs in wood to straighten them out.
joe6paques
“It’s an older meme, Sir, but it checks out.”
TheWombatStrikesAgain
The crooked tree becomes firewood.
darthstormer
Don't worry, crooked tree. There's a place for you at Home Depot.
NightOwlRally
I was about to say, that must be the tree home improvement stores get their 2x4s from
duktayp
Specifically https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoism
76000BatteryLlamas
and if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
*tinder
hipifreq
Yet we save the seed of the straight tree and spread its progeny far and wide, ensuring survival of its line.
Tarmaccian
Ain’t nothing wrong with following where life takes you.
Ain’t nothing wrong with trying to be useful, either.
The forest has many kinds of trees.
oldguyexlurker
"Bansai!!!" -- Vishnu
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Bonsi
oldguyexlurker
It might actually be funnier that I misspelled it, but thanks!