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In custom Balmain, Jenna Ortega made the case for a considered, super thoughtful take on the “Tailored for You” dress code.
Designed by Olivier Rousteing, Ortega’s Balmain outfit took inspiration from art, couture and craftsmanship, referencing a tailor’s humble instrument, the measuring ruler. The silver gown acted like one shimmering sheath with hundreds of rulers joining together to create a plunging bustier and form-fitting dress.
And she can walk in it ...
NearHereThere
Do NOT unmutr for the love of god
vericon151
Scale mail that rules
ByronGetronfree
It’s Wednesday Knight.
AustinJolly
Sebastopol140
Looks quite unpractical... but damn good.
Type17
You wanna see some of the other Met Gala outfits...
Anaphriel
Call me crazy but I don't think that thing has pockets.
WholeWheatBunnyHugger
I really appreciate they've switched to anti-pervarrazi bus transportation.
BlastFX
Could you elaborate?
ICantFeelMyHead
She's quite attractive.
Heelcat70
I'd cover myself with magnets. I'm sure she'd be attracted to me.
GoOkGoo
She’s reminds me of sigourney weaver.
Clockworkdancerobot
Way to really measured up to the role.
snarkybitch
Someone somewhere is doing the math.
Id need a lot more rulers
I0VE525P00GE
She rules.
Holder9000
Women wear uncomfortable clothing.
painterofdark
About 15 minutes in the noon sun would make you rethink using metal as clothing.
strippermagician
I bet this was a measured choice
Aulest
Metal af
LebistusReticulatis
She will rule all
LordBrandonTheBold
Looks pinchy
Vittles
Hopefully there’s a soft backer against the skin that’s also stretchy.
monkeyfly
And cold.
LateNightBunnyParty
Only for the first thirty seconds. Then it spends the rest of the evening trapping sweat against your skin.
Cranbananarama
Pinchy, slicy, all around uncomfortable. Potentially perfect for an Addams?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Looks hard to sit in. Unless the pieces on her butt are cut smaller so they bend better.
BrownWoim
IwishIwasJamesBond
WTF the utter garbage music?!
TheLeanWolf
Centimeters, smart, keeps Americans away.
WindowStreetJournal
It's nice, but it wasn't following the theme of the gala.
cuntybumsox
She's the new metric
BobTheWeak
That rules
RetrogradeLlama
I don’t go for this sort of thing, as a rule. But as a dress, she makes it work.
rylas
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
off3nc3
Too bad the show sucks.
Freak0zoid
Damn those effects on #3 are enough to give everyone an epileptic seizure. Even if you've never had one.
NorrinxRadd
She's a phenomenal actress, and hopefully she's as nice in the real world as she is in interviews.
ourari
Is this what they call a 'size queen'?
MaliceQahwah
But does it have pockets?
SgtPakcrat
I don't see any. But that's easily corrected by a few magnets in her purse
knotch2
I'm gonna be honest this shit is so fucking stupid. The met gala is stupid, celebrities coming for everyone to take their picture in some over priced measuring dress is stupid. It's dumb. Is it supposed to be fun? I mean I guess I would understand if it's supposed to be fun...
IIikethecutofyourjib
I believe it is a charity event, like they raise money for The Met?