The 254th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so that I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dump

PyroDragon

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Ope! Lemme jyust *sneak* thyis ryight in here for ya!

Anyone who saw my posts last week knows I'm trying to get a new D&D group together.

A few experienced players that are willing to tolerate one or more new players, one of which that is VERY excited to play and sometimes doesn't shut up. This new player (me) needs to be informed *when* I'm doing that, and when I'm doing things that shouldn't be done in a game of D&D.

We're just doing 1-Shots for now.
We're trying to meet Friday evenings (7pm CST) &/or Saturdays, starting sometime between 12pm & 7pm.

If you're interested in either DMing or just playing, PLEASE DM me here on The Imgurs.

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Bessity

#6 dang it, Mary, the Woodcrawlers are back

3 years ago |

IOftenDeleteCommentsCauseISuckAtTyping

#1 I gotta say, man. I don't have that kind of time.

badgesweedontneednostinkingbadges

#18 +1 for the use of "omnicidal".

AceOfNines

#31 For those you need to play "Kill Dr. Lucky" from Cheapass Games. (I don't even know whether CG is still in business.)

Seanspeed

The bigger the star, the quicker they burn out. Some alarmingly quickly, living only a couple million years. Moderation folks....

whosbestmom

#41

doctorId

#41 By the time it reaches Earth it won't be any bigger than a chihuahua's head

fartharder

#17 I almost miss my stack

s13g3

I upvote 100% of posts that I save an image from.

The usual rate of upvotes is 1 to 5 per 100 views. And that's for posts that make FP.

EnigmaWearingHeels

❤️

LateNightBunnyParty

#24 My favorite aunt had us scared of the stikini when I was a kid. We had an owl that would sit in the tree outside my bedroom window at night, and I was convinced it was a stikini coming to eat me, lol.

Oblok

#1 Stars are narcissists, everything they give a little heat to has to orbit about them, and they'll burn you without a second thought. ;)

spherehole

fair points, but have you considered that even having opinions at all is a result of the selfless sacrifice of countless stars

Alomega

#47 Bullshit. Grapes live up to their name. Fight me.

grapes are not apes that growl, therefore they do not live up to the name.

falconchris

#34 It is a chain by a furlong

NFL field (not including endzones) is the best approximation

tocuger

#45 in my experience gathering trinkets in a museum is frowned upon

Vixess

#1 but first you need to pull yourself together.

#34 I dunno either, but my yard is 2 1/2 of them.

a2s2020

#28 This says more about the critic than it does about the subject

That was actually one of mine. I'm Stabothy McGee. I was pretty high when I wrote that.

jursamaj

In fairness, the brightest stars only last a few million years. The really dim bulbs may last a trillion. Jeeze, now I'm depressed…

#47 Seems to me Blueberries and Blackberries are what they purport to be . . .

They're actually both purple

OgreMkV

That stereo stack has a CD player. Come back when you find one that is 45s, 33.3, and 8-track only.

DonkeyGoat

#25

StevieTheAussie

#4 How about just anyone who doesn’t fit into average-sized seats/tubs/doors/beds etc?

livurz

#24 STFU. I have reasons...and no skin

JiffyGee

#33 https://youtu.be/ozezG1zpxXQ

RayneOfSalt

Stabothy McGee is 100% overthinking that tweet. It doesn't need any commas or full stops. At best, it needs quotation marks around the "snack getting stuck in a vending machine" bit.

doppelfisch

I dunno, with the lack of punctuation I see in most posts on any site, I read it smooth and clear. My brain just assumed what the subject was and correlated to the pacing in which I read it.

HandsomePenguin

You see, I thought that you thought everyone was a snack. And all it's going to take is getting stuck to end their whole existence

Fair enough!

ogabai

#50 JFC(K)

trigonman3

Oh, I love Jesus Fried Chicken.

redheadedrobot

John F. Catholic Kennedy

vakler

#4 If you had to climb onto the counter to reach the second shelf you'd be a psychopath too.

totallybemused

My feet have never touched the floor when I sit normally in a chair. I’ve been the same size since I was 11 years old. Nobody takes me seriously until I have a knife in my hand, sometimes not even then. *If I look up at you while we’re having a nice conversation I can see all the way inside both your nostrils whether I want to or not.* I have never bought a pair of pants or a skirt or dress the correct length. PEOPLE PAT ME LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

I need a better working definition of short. Is it short for your race/gender/ethnicity or the average of the area in which you live? Are all children psychopaths bc all children are short? Or does it not count to be short while still growing? I have additional questions...

I think you'll find short to be subjective. On all aforementioned basis averages, I am short. Also, all children are absolutely psychopaths.

Not dead ones

Not anymore

Not with that attitude