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Fry up
Jun 12, 2016 11:28 AM
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SimoE
Real Ketchup. Real HP sauce. Fake Siracha sauce?
melodramaticbat
Oh, England.
Xen300
The chilli sauce is a nice touch. I'm a Brit living in France and believe me, it's not often I feel homesick for British grub, but this...
williamth3great
FunkMasterPanda
Fuck carbs
MaxMiller00117
MrUnfortunate
http://imgur.com/R6SPxJP
ricecakeconsumer
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
Ew, off brand Sriracha....Huy Fong Foods or GTFO
DaMinah1337
ENGLAND, FUCK YEAH
JimDeBarker
This picture has been taken from The Fry Up Police on facebook, photo taken by Ben Hesketh
Beecz
Alright imgur police
angelswithfilthysouls
A classic greasy spoon café bug breakfast... this is why I love the UK.
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
OR SHUT UP!
JPark2479
What are those black things? The eggs look good
TheBentPianist
Always +1 black pudding.
IWasSoWorriedIBakedAWholeCake
As someone about to get on a plane to London, this is the first thing I will be eating after setting foot in the UK.
AmareyAdriel
English breakfast a.k.a. monthly meal of an African.
firepower412
I don't smoke but I'd need a cigarette after that breakfast.
WeenerWinnerChickenDinner
I would fucking murder that right now and it's 23.45
tigriscantus
yes/10
HorseonaBike
WHERE THE HELL IS THE HUGE MUG OF TEA????
MahonriMoriancumer
We live in America, thank you
MyNameIsJesusAndIStealHubcapsFromCars
it only takes one hand to take a picture...
thatclimbingguy
My arteries clogged themselves up just by looking at this
Graypony4
As an American I have awaited the day that an Englishman would confirm a full English breakfast on FP with nothing missing.
BirdOPrey5
Denny's Grand Slam is bigger than I remember.
Lezbedevious
Oh but it's gotten so small that's days
LorTheMighty
Why would you have a Grand Slam when you could have a GRAAAAND SLAAAAAMWICH.
lGneousMlracIe
'Murica. . . Wait.
themilkmancometh
Like father like son
lGneousMlracIe
Searched long and hard for a reply gif featuring Han and Kylo Ren on the bridge, which I woulda captioned "the colonists send their regards"
corkaigh
I know what I am about son
sillybananas
Ron Swanson!
Sprixxen
Unfortunately there are tomatoes on the plate.
GetMeAReubenSandwich
and beans... as someone who eats, I will never understand how that is seen as a breakfast food.
LastNightIThoughtItWasAGoodIdea
Ok, that looks fucking delicious, but if I ate that for breakfast I would have to go to bed again after. That's dinner for me.
FelixTheAnimator
That's food for 3 days for me...
distances
I think that's a breakfast for five..
Panixs
There is nothing more amazing than when you're a kid and your mum makes a fry up for dinner. Minds are blown!
TheodoreWitchfucker
Oh yeah, and thats like at least two meals :D
TheodoreWitchfucker
After closer inspectionmaybe three to four, especially if with a side salad.
TheHornedKing
I was just thinking it looks kinda small
TheodoreWitchfucker
if the toast size is the same that I'm used to, and I compare that to the size of the portion, it looks like a huge meal.
ParsleySage
Why would you have salad for breakfast?
TheodoreWitchfucker
I was thinking about how I'd have to divide that into all my meals of the day since it's such a huge portion. My usual breakfast is 1/2
TheodoreWitchfucker
2/2 a bowl of oatmeal or müsli, and a 6 oz yoghurt.
TheOtherBagdad
Eggs, beans, bacon, 'srooms, tomato, snags, toast, bubble and squeak and ECKY THUMP. Breakfast of Champions
Xen300
Don't forget the black pudding.
TheOtherBagdad
That's the Ecky Thump. It's a reference from a tv show called The Goodies. Probably before your time (I'm old)
Xen300
I did not know that. I am however old enough to have watched The Goodies when it was on BBC2, so pretty old by Imgur standards.
thundergrunt
Goodie goodie yum yum...
SqueakyFox
"And one diet coke, thank you"
elduquedelaspasas
Yesterday shopping, 2 gymheads carrying vodka, gin and rum: "Bro, we need Diet Coke" -_-
Albertiarp
You can save something like 200 calories that way. Id say its significant.
FK86
Exactly. It's also the fact that one does not need the insulin spiking sugar of a Coke in addition to this caloric behemoth.
Lyrabelle
Interestingly, sweeteners might not be better http://www.webmd.com/diet/20140917/artificial-sweeteners-blood-sugar?page=1
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Is diet Pepsi ok?
dirtyghettokid
That's why we have coke zero, diet coke is actually just considered a flavor
clayyalc
Because I want to watch my calorie intake.
rugmiem
*please
TheMoistBandit
Man, that's breakfast. Orange juice.
TrashMouthPanda
Better make that a medium.
5700
"Top comment of the day"
Denorium
I would rather have a liter of cola
Dispari
This is the sort of breakfast you have a beer with, actually.
StarrrryNight
Tea. Savage
gtmiller
I prefer irish coffee, but its all good.
gtmiller
Its a full English breakfast.
ilikebroccoliandcheese
I drink diet coke because regular tastes like syrup. Oh, and skip the cancer speech, everything gives you cancer these days.
Smallbritguy
Id go with a pint or two of orange juice to be fair
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It makes perfect sense if you have insulin response issues like me. Sugar makes me fat faster than fatty foods.
pizzapowers
No Mate, cup of tea.
GodzillaHarddiskson
Cuppa
SamuraiChemist
Friend, I feel a breakfast of that magnitude would require a pot of tea.
pizzapowers
sports direct mug
DanielReader
To be fair, one cup is never enough for any situation
1metalnation
This is a brit's breakfast, tea with milk
MissDashLisa
That shit works for my dad he switched to diet and lost 30 lbs wtf
GodzillaHarddiskson
It does, but not if you chow down 4 million calories every time you eat
lucindamarie18
And with no ice....
cyrillic
What? I like the taste better!
Superlegoman36
cyrillic
SG-1 reference there for you, enjoy.
TojS
RightInThePleb
Ice done that.Ordered a full irish breakfast with multiple plates,and got a diet coke with it.I just hate full coke.It tastes disgusting imo
distances
Why the hell would anyone have a coke with breakfast
RightInThePleb
Had one today :D first day in America and it was the first thing that popped into my head. I fucking love they way America does free refills
distances
If you are staying longer, beware the fact that it's also how they got so fat!
whatspaulplayingtoday
I genuinely prefer the taste of diet coke.
pizzapowers
I agree, leaves a minging taste in your mouth from the sugar
TerryCruise
Love me some coke zero
Josiahkf
regular coke just takes sugary nasty syrupy yeah. Diet coke and pepsi go down smooth and clean. coke zero is decent too.
TommyBradly
Switching to diet straight up cuts out 10-20g of unneeded sugar, so why not?
bendoverandbraceyourself
more like 35g!
sendstufftomyinbox
"We only have pepsi will that be alright?"
YurgenGrimwood
NO!!... but I'll take it anyway.... But it won't be OK...
AndrePetersen
Will monopoly money be alright?
Heavymettle
For a non American meal? Pretty sure this made it into a breakfast comp for UK or something.
TwillOgenbone
Half regular, half diet. I'm trying to watch my figure
jjaccobb
Tenacious D!!! yes!!!
fakepolo
"and a junior bacon chee, A. JUNIOR. bacon chee" "would you like onions on that" "ehhhhh fuck my ass, uh no onions"
jesusisherelookbusy
"Also a small seasoned Curlies. Small, seasoned Curlies."
sneaker2
Coca-Cola is actually selling these now. Called "Life" with a green label.
thegreatandpowerfulkawa
I kinda hope some day to be served a glass of that, just so I can say "fuck this life" or sumth.
jsquat
Take 2 nuggets!! And shove them up your ass!
jsquat
Can I get a half coke half regular coke? Tryna watch my calorie intake
ThatGooseFromCharlottesWebArlottesWeb
Cuz I'm only wantin a four piece. Trying to watch my figure.
errobbie
Coke? With breakfast? Water or coffee pls.
JackTurbo
If I'm hanging from the night before a ice cold coke is amazing. I'll usually get a cup of tea or coffee as well tho
ChloeRed
Pot of tea.
epoke
That's an English breakfast with a side of English breakfast.
GylfieTheOwl
The food screams English but the Heinz Ketchup screams 'American'.
ButtWarm
Nah, everyone in the UK has Heinz ketchup
GylfieTheOwl
My British friends have had disagreements about the joy that is ketchup, so that gave me a false impression. Guess my friends are weird.
TrolleyProblems
No this is an English breakfast sitting on top of 6 English breakfasts.
theoldlickaroo
Full Irish
Fleecemaster
It can't be, that would just be 5 pints of guiness.
TheAngryBear
wrong bacon mate
itsamazing
it has both, if you look closely, which is normal for a full English. And don't listen to the irish claiming we don't eat pudding, we do.
PlayListless
https://media4.giphy.com/media/D3OdaKTGlpTBC/giphy.gif
snomang
Or half one american breakfast
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
was looking for this comment before i even got to the comment section.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
That way you can have 2 breakfasts and still legally have second breakfast.
daguq
Ulster Fry - note the puddings black & white.
russiandollsarejustsofullofthemselves
The Ulster Fry specific item is soda bread, which seems to be missing here.
daguq
This is true. And slim. I take it back.
themilkmancometh
Full English where i'm contains both
SwagathaChristie
Also should point out they're both used in Scotland. Might be easier to just call it a fry-up.
BigFatSlut
Black AND white pudding. That's a proper Full English.
Minitell
Full English doesnt even have pudding... thats a full Irish.
thetonestarr
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
HarryTheCaveman
*Full British given white pudding is a Northern Irish/Scottish thing
theoldlickaroo
IT'S IRISH!!
PrincesssButtercup
I had my first full English a few months ago when I went to London. It was one of my most memorable experiences there
Smokewag0n
Same here. Ate at the 40th floor of a skyscraper and it was the breakfast of a life time.
suddenlyrelevant
I see no white pudding. I see sliced sausage that looks like white pudding but is not.
dogfoodtom
White pudding is Irish, man.
Superchief86
I tried white pudding for the first time a couple months back. Holy fucking delicious!
iwanttobebobdylan
I assume the black pieces are the black pudding but which is the white pudding?
Elle19
12 o'clock, little white/brown circles
iwanttobebobdylan
American here - I thought those were sausages.
footfoe
black pudding is made of blood so white pudding is made of cum?
Kevcah
Yes
MeLlamoNick
now nigga thats a mixtape
somethingnotyettaken
White pudding? I think those are eggs, mate.
Theinternetwasinventedforveryimportantscience
WTH is white pudding?
Bingodan
How is black pudding? I watched a how its made on it the other day and im curious now.
Ipoststuffaboutmycountry
You need laver bread for the full Welsh
cinsoniTe
What exactly defines a plate full of flesh and disgusting looking shit as English breakfast?
beleted
I don't care if it's proper or not, I just want it in my mouth! http://imgur.com/ElMys7Q
eetsumkaus
dat sriracha tho
BadgerlandBandit
As an American, I see no pudding...
MrsMFM
I said out loud "where the fuck's the pudding?"
LeperLeperBlackandDecker
As an American black pudding is amazing!
toofrunktoduck
That's because you haven't eaten your meat.
MarisFreeborn
STAND STILL LADDIE
Potatobaker
I'm a confused ass Texan. None of this meat is bbq'd.
tukaluk
Seriously. I'm very confused...
Estbgti
You Americans are in no position to talk with your so called biscuits and gravy.
bunneedo
Them's fightin' words.
dullgenericusername
What's white pudding? Love black pudding.
HelloImgurIAmSleeplessMan
Up in east Scotland you get red pudding, fanfuckingtastic man
jdeman
I need to try that
HelloImgurIAmSleeplessMan
It's fuckin redic but will blow the erse right oot ye, a never finish a full wan if a wanty enjoy ma night
GrizzlyWicks
* feckin
Pandajam
It's basically the same thing
BigFatSlut
Black pudding without the blood basically. Tastes good, but I prefer black.
Treblaine
It's true, you never go back.
idontenglishsorry
wtf kind of pudding are you talking about? in my country pudding its a dessert and it has no blood whatsoever
idontenglishsorry
wtf
Tamaska
Pudding means many things, I'm sure you can still find blood pudding.. Maybe it's called something different
Treblaine
Britain is a strange land...
samg216
Black pudding is just blood isn't it
WorriedChimera
Blood, barley, buckwheat, seasoning, occasionally liver and at my old workplace, pork jowl and cheek meat
samg216
Cheers.
yourenotwrongyourejustanasshole
Take after your mum in that way do ya?
kofunstuff
savage
BigFatSlut
How fucking dare you say that. I'd never go near a black man.
jesusiswatchingyou
Not since the accident
TVDinner6969
Username says otherwise