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May 22, 2021 5:14 AM
thatonegirl81
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HawaiianGold
Maybe it’s just wet paint
notmyrealface
I would just feel like it's dirty, all the time.
regregex
VulpineAxiom
have a little fun with people: install a small heat pad under it and let people sit at it, then walk away and turn the pad on so the 1/2
VulpineAxiom
table just forms a spot like someone was there. watch for reaction
copingcabana
"Where do you think we are, Dr. Cox?"
skullybano2526
But......but.......why though?
AtsaMattaForMe
heyletsbefriends
LibDemsCanDisagree
Even caught me on the counter... wasn't me
DomZombie
Hypercolor furniture.
ThatsProbablyInMyBag
Why yes we are this old and know that it is a bad idea. Yellow shirt, pink pits.
Psionickitten
If your mind is blown you really need to expand your mind a lot.
IWasACatAllAlong
Imagine big sweaty nuts on that table.
jelladelta
As a female with chunky bits. No. No no no no no no.
blankunderscore
Usually the imprint doesn’t last very long and the effect becomes less gradual overtime.
ElbowDeepInUserSub
DrKonrad
howdoyouturnthisonagain
This was in the women's change room.
GeneCode
kissmyassets
Now to see how hot this pussy really is.
Chickenmakesmetired
There is an odd amount of "imagine a chick with a dick comments on this thread" y'all ok?
Urgalicity
Dudes would leave dick prints
rbudrick
Imagine not using a coaster like this jerk.
Us3rname
This comment section has surpassed the post in popularity
cupcakesandviolence
Really? Am i the only insecure one thinking id be mortified everytime I got up ans saw how big my ass was every time?
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
Imagine coming home and recognising the shape of someone being banged but you've been working.
scribetree
And you live alone
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
As long as the cameras work, I'd be ok with that!
mutatedspleen
And here I am just surprised at how little butthole imprint there is on the seat. I thought my butthole always touched the seat like a lot.
enterusernamehere25
where can i get this paint?
wafflesnaffle
Imagine you had a date she got up and there's an imprint of a dick !!
NotTinyPancakes
Ah the ol two for one
brannana
Bonus!
hodaddelvecchio
Now do it naked
MACARLOS
llamallamadingd0ng
Well that’s a horrible way to console a ghost whose sad.
Algebraicrhombus
Funny way to say "lemme see that dick"
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
That was my first thought too. Ball imprint.
dylancockels
Yo-ga pants! Yo-ga pants! Yo-ga pants! Yo-ga pants! Yo-ga pants! Yo-ga pants! Yo-ga pants!
DoctorAwesomeEsq
Way ahead of you...
idonthaveauser
The hand IS naked
Skr121
M night, is that you?
OneMoreBeerPlease
What a slut
WeaponXXIII
Presenting the real facts!!!
Inarticulated
Corruptwarrior
HisDudness
Snowdemoman
I love how everything is being blown away by the radiance. Now we just need some loud choir in the background.
AyrA
or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XuFcTCgRMM
HisDudness
Okay, this is pretty great.
Itscalledart
There it is
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
awesmond
2nd comment down! Fantastic.
DeepFriedMemesExclusively
ViktorDrakoonan
Slightly relevant https://youtu.be/UlmXn7Fy4C4
nugenki
Yoink
incorrecthorsestapler
All these suspense filled comments, and all I’m thinking about is the imprints that my balls would leave.
MAN9000
What balls.
incorrecthorsestapler
The goddamn nuisances that I sit on every goddamn day.
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
I'm also thinking about your ball imprints.
incorrecthorsestapler
That makes at least two of us.
XanderCorsaj
I read that as "thinking about the impact my balls would leave". Like a kind of testicular legacy
incorrecthorsestapler
I love you, and if I could edit my original comment, I would.
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Those are called children. Little testicular legacies
neongloww
DwayneTheCrackJohnson
ThereAreSomeWhoCallMeeeTim
HisDudness
Those patterns really look like stellar nebulae and that's pretty fucking neat-o.
HisDudness
That's the Helix Nebula, the 'Eye of God/Sauron'.
Jyzzzy
Yeah ok but who sits with their arse naked on the fucking lid? Fucking animals.
neongloww
me while i'm waiting for the shower to heat up?
SoraHjort
Wasn't there a movie years ago that could be interpreted as the main character was dead, and didn't know it?
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
The others also iirc
Chair5768
Tezunegari
Sixth Sense
Tezunegari
from 1999
SoraHjort
That's it. danke.
AskThisGuy
I wonder if a fart would leave a noticable pattern.
AudieMurphysGhost
If you shit yourself, it absolutely would.
Skawomplious
Found the Hufflepuff.
IMustGrowUpReally
The pattern's usually on the inside of my underwear
WhoAteAllTheBananasAndTookAShitOnTheCarpet
You need massively more fiber if farting stains your pants bruh
PoorSucker
icyanddicey
And there's hufflepuff
Skawomplious
Dammit you beat me by four minutes!
ben5j83
Whetu
Someone's asking the real questions here.
joot
Some of you never had Hypercolor, and it shows.
duckshooter
BamboozleInsurance
I am sure I remember this with the head flying off
BamboozleInsurance
Found it
duckshooter
Not metal enough.....Needs more gore.
DonutDad
These are the questions we need to be asking
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Farts used to register on Global Hypercolor T-shirts back in the day, so probably.
OverthoughtUnderedited
Well fuck, that was a nice early morning reminder of how little time I've got left to live. Generra 4 lyfe.
panamjck
If it did not, this table would be useless
mistermystery
I own several thermal cameras, and no. The wood has too much thermal mass; a fart wound need to blow continuously to register in the paint.
KiltedinSeattle
I know it was a typo but “Fart Wound” sounds like a great name for a band.
captainclutch
It would be noticable at first, but as the table returned to brown, it would hide the skid mark
SilereVitam
Under rated.
Mycologics
DoWGray