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mat300360
#9 sounds like a Childish Gambino lyric
Dionysianmasks
Hungrypiemonger
#16 no that's how they were gunned down
GeminiJack
#7 The term "Macaroni" is an actual fashion term.
PietTemple
also on wikipedia:
CryptFist
Ya right she’s a woman you know her soul is black...just like her heart
ProfessionalCookie
Who now?
GadenKerensky
So, do people really act like the small amount of ancestry in their DNA means anything?
Magicflutefreddie
I just found out that besides being French and Italian that I am part Greek. That must be why I like Greek food. :)
RobinYiff
#1 https://youtu.be/ZvGc7ai29so
sundaymondayhippyday
GenitalWars
This was a pleasant dump.
danielbjqz
#8 no one else notices the girls fingers? oh well.
ProfessionalCookie
I can't unseen that shit.
papazulu1186
Down low too slow is still on wikipedia, just checked
synterra
Still there, still has finger guns.
BringInTheJake
I love that they also link you to the "Finger Guns" wiki page.
Aaryngobraugh09
They forgot “in the middle”
thebestpart
It’s “to the side”. Rhymes with up high or high five.
ProfessionalCookie
Not all heroes wear capes. You saved me time checking myself.
BenStein40
You should check yourself, so you dont wreck yourself.
boneappleteet
This is too good
thegrandfalafel
Also on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Check_Yo_Self
DesignNerd86
#4 great. Now gingers have to compete with Dyson.
samsonguy920
Dyson sucks.
DesignNerd86
Souls apparently
ProfessionalCookie
Yeah, and gingers aren't bagless.
Basicusername1234
#4 if it's bagless where do the souls go?
thesmelge
To power the machine.
nebnarb
Certainly not in a bag
neogreenlantern
where all things go, the cloud.
daniic233
We'll with the new WiFi feature, it can send them straight to hell! c:
Basicusername1234
What file does a soul need? .sol?
MaryLouWreckin
You lump of fuck
ProfessionalCookie
Thank you?
MaryLouWreckin
Youre welcome. Ive never heard that expression
Atomics985
Same lol
TyRannosaurusRex7
#14 sauce? Looks funny.
samsonguy920
After a bit of effort, I came up with this
PurrPaul
I believe it's Mitsuboshi Colors. Yet to see it though.
FrogBotherer
#12 hey brain, I did none of that shit. Make with the happy chemical or I'll fill you with gin again.
YouL0stTheGame
Give me happiness or I’ll FORCE IT!
Smagalicious
I am waiting for my brain to pay it forward but it will not budge from its point of view the obstinate fuck.
janeshep
at that point, it'd be easier to just buy the happy chemical
Honeybadger2198
Buy iodine
pennarsson
Sorry to tell you, but even with bought happy chemicals the happiness is not infinite. I tested this on myself on several occasions.
RoxanneLaWin
Same :(
Exquisitine
You obviously ran out of money
Exquisitine
...or didn't have an adequate amount
ZorkFox
Favorite gin? Lately, mine is The Botanist.
ProfessionalCookie
I'm a pretty basic woman. Beefeaters is my go to.
ZorkFox
That’s my boss’s favorite, too! :)
FrogBotherer
Usually a middle-shelf gin drinker, Bombay Sapphire and Tanqueray are my usual go-tos. The Bath Gin company do a nice drop though.
Oberic
Bombay's Sapphire is my preference as well. Good stuff. Try it mixed with coke.
ZorkFox
Really?! I’d’ve never thought of that.
Oberic
Yeah, it's good. Tastes kinda like a lime coke with extra flavors.
revlayle
Enjoying Hendricks lately (b-day present). I usually buy New Amsterdam for "well" use.
ZorkFox
New Amsterdam is a great gin for the price. I love the lemony taste.
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
I feel like if a guy is nice enough to rub your clit you should do cool things for him.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I think we'd get along just fine
MeowMachine12
For sure, it goes both ways
voulge
Like hey let's go play some laser tag because thanks for coming down to clam town
Molotovbliss
ProfessionalCookie
I agree. Lol. Be nice to people who touch your towel section.
Jubelix
Except your uncle ofc
ProfessionalCookie
Or your priest.
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
Timmy? I told you we were just wrestling
steviedrawsdinos
Macaroni used to mean cool, very good facts straight, Twitter man.
Squirrelprophecies
Macaronis were the hipsters of their time. Macaroni or American was like Hipster or homeless.
samsonguy920
The song was written by Loyalists during the Revolutionary War as a mockery.
sundaymondayhippyday
Today it means a type of Pasta!
yoshiko3
Back then it also meant a type of pasta. However, for a short time it was slang for Italian style dandy.
shankycat
As an in-word, it was used to mean hip and new, because pasta was literally a new and fashionable to eat for Brits touring Italy. But the
shankycat
people using this word tended to be fops and dandies, and being criticized for their eccentricity, the word was also used derisively. A
shankycat
modern parallel would be things like hipsters or metrosexuals - or emos. The Emo example might be best simply because, like Macaroni, it
shankycat
started out as an in-word that ended up being a word used in a derogatory sense. These are imperfect examples. But the Yankee Doodle
shankycat
thing with Macaroni might be closest to mocking someone with the word "Fabulous". Instead of sticking a feather in his hat and calling it
bobtheaxolotl
It was a British social group. Youths dandied up with ridiculous clothes, like peacocks. The song was sung by British soldiers mockingly.
bobtheaxolotl
It was making fun of the Americans for being poor and having aspirations to be socially important.
bobtheaxolotl
The name of the group comes from one of their favored foods being macaroni, by the way.