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Love broccoli cheesey goodness? It took me years but I've finally perfected this recipe. Simple, cheesy perfection.
Ingredients:
1/2 onion, chopped
1/2 stick (2oz/57g) butter
1/4 cup (34g) flour
1 cup (110g) carrots, shredded
3 cups (468g) broccoli, chopped
2 cups (16oz/475ml) broth (chicken or veggie)
2 cups (16oz/475ml) half + half* (yes, use it!)
1 tsp (5g) mustard powder
1/2 tsp (2.5g) paprika
8oz (225g) shredded sharp cheddar cheese
Salt and pepper to taste
*I have learned that half and half is an American thing. Who knew?? Use 1 cup (250ml) heavy cream + 1 cup (250ml) whole milk.
Melt butter in soup pot.
Add chopped onion
Sautee 2-4 minutes
Add 1/4 cup flour to onion and butter. Sautee 1 minute.
It will be a bit clumpy- don't worry, it's fine.
Whisk in broth and half and half 1 cup at a time. A whisk helps break up any clumps of flour.
YOU MUST USE HALF AND HALF to get the texture of the soup right. I have tried subbing milk for even part of the half and half- it won't turn out right. Just use the half and half. This recipe isn't low calorie but it is DELICIOUS. Do it right and enjoy it.
After you have whisked in your broth and milk, add in the shredded carrots and chopped broccoli. Simmer on medium for 5 minutes and then turn heat to medium low.
This needs to simmer 20-30 minutes until the broccoli is tender. Stir frequently and adjust heat lower if it starts to bubble a lot.
Add 1 tsp (5g) mustard powder + 1/2 tsp (2.5g) paprika. These help the cheese flavor really pop. You can make the recipe without these but it's better with them. Sprinkle in a bit of salt and pepper, too.
After 20 minutes, the broccoli has softened and the mixture has thickened nicely. Now its time to add your cheese!
I buy 8oz bags of shredded sharp cheddar because its the easiest and melts quickly and evenly. You can shred your own if you have endless arm muscles and time. I went the lazy, easy route and have no regrets.
Fold in the cheese... and as soon as its incorporated, you can add salt and pepper to your taste preferences and voila- soup is ready!
Yummmmmmmm
I serve mine with a hearty rustic bread
Bread recipe:
http://imgur.com/gallery/VPQZIta
That's it! Only takes about 35 minutes from start to finish. I could eat this recipe every day and leftovers are fantastic.
Cat tax: from that time I got adopted by a pregnant stray and she dropped these 7 kitten nuggets in my guest bathroom
FP edit: I knew you guys liked cheese... if you also like candles and sugar scrubs, shop with a fellow imgurian at www.rachelmadeproducts.com or www.etsy.com/shop/rachelmadeproducts. Thanks for the fake internet points!
Aeonlu
Im farting myself to sleep just looking at that
AmbersLucky11
Yum! You legitimately made my stomach growl. Definitely favoriting this for the vet near future.
kittenspaday
Made this tonight & my 5 year old actually finished her bowl.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Put enough cheese and cream on veggies and suddenly everyone likes them! Glad it was a hit :)
WellWhatTheHeck
Yes! Great recipe post. I've heard pre-shredded cheese is less good than a block of cheese, shredded; whatcha think?
EnigmaWearingHeels
They add anti-caking agents to shredded cheese but it makes a nicer soup than blocks I shred. Have used both- prefer pre-shredded here.
WellWhatTheHeck
Interesting. And thanks again
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
I’m farting just looking at that cheesy mess. Looks great!
MellowJalapeno
My roomate has been having a rough week at work (nurse) this is her favorite things to eat...gonna make this and see what she thinks
EnigmaWearingHeels
If you're in USA I make skincare products and would love to send your nurse friend a gift. dm me mailing details and I'll ship out something
Sepharii
jfc that looks SOO GOOD I NEED IT IN MY ASS GIVE ME BROCCOLI ENEMA!
EnigmaWearingHeels
So far you win best comment, as voted by me.
FeChefImgur
Now throw in some diced bacon after the onion step, you won't regret it :)
gIoblobbIobgob
@OP I made this exactly as specified last night and I want to say, it did not disappoint! Thanks!
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
@op just made the soup and it’s really good! I’d recommend adding a bit more paprika and mustard powder though. Good, simple recipe.
NurseJoyButWithoutTheJoy
I MADE IT TODAY AND IT WAS FUCKIN GREAT
NurseJoyButWithoutTheJoy
My husband and I fought over the last bowl. Thanks for sharing this recipe!
EnigmaWearingHeels
That's amazing ? glad you guys enjoyed!!!
PlatinumStein
I fold in the cheese?
NotTinyPancakes
What's half and half?
NZSheeps
Half milk/half cream: https://www.spendwithpennies.com/what-is-half-and-half-and-how-to-make-it/
Zanthius2
They use it in coffee? And here I am with skim milk under 1% fat, and they add cream? That's nuts...
EnigmaWearingHeels
Half anf half is the nectar of the gods. Throw your 1% in the trash where it belongs and join the revolution.
trenthian
Wait, do the kittens go in first or last Im confused.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Served on the side as Kitten Nuggets.
trenthian
That's more sensible I guess.
PetCamperProject
you become a fucking chemical weapon after this. You rip a fart at the gas station , pentakill
EnigmaWearingHeels
Changing the name to "human weapon broccoli cheddar soup recipe"
thenighttimesky
Some people have trouble digesting broccoli, they are very high in fiber. Sometimes cooking down the cruciferous vegetables more can help
iprettymuchhateyouall
Now I have to convert from non-freedom units
EnigmaWearingHeels
My country doesn't.... measure up... I'll see myself out.
iprettymuchhateyouall
I made it and it was super tasty so I’m letting you back in
EnigmaWearingHeels
I'm fucking honored. My new recipes feature European conversions... I learnt after this post! Thanks for the invite and the update :)
iprettymuchhateyouall
Wow! Awesome! Thanks a million - I’m gonna cook the shit out of your recipes now. That’s really cool :) :)
coffeebaby
At first I thought the cats were extra loaves of hearty rustic bread.
EnigmaWearingHeels
One of them is severely under-baked!
doggetofftheqcekmty
I'm gonna need the bread recipe to go with this.
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doggetofftheqcekmty
Sweet!
Digitalblade
dirtyketchup
It’s worth mentioning that if you’re using the pre-shredded stuff, you’re also adding some more starch, which will affect the consistency.
EnigmaWearingHeels
I clearly demonstrated the consistency is just fine but haters gonna hate
dirtyketchup
I’m not hating at all. I was just pointing out that if someone’s results varied, that might be why.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Fair enough, I accept your reasoning and rescind my former comment.
dirtyketchup
Companies use potatoe starch coating on shredded cheese to prevent it from clumping, so that will add some thickness to your soup. Someone>>
dirtyketchup
Grating their own cheese at home might want to add a 1/2tsp more of flour for the roux to compensate. That’s all.
w00tberrypie
+1 for a) actually including the recipe and b) for not giving us your life's story.
sentientmeatsack
THIS
PrincessNakedMoleRat
+7 for kittens
EnigmaWearingHeels
So many kittens... murder floofs abound!
chrisch86
I remember when I learned how to make my grandmothers peach cobbler. It was a bright sunny day and I had just lost my virginity.....
GrandmasFeetMakeMeMoist
Yeah! Fuck life stories and ur grandmas fe....... great recipe
pinchofsugar
gIoblobbIobgob
I skipped to the end looking for the recipe and it wasn’t there...help, what do
rubydust
Absolutely.
WatchOutForDeer
Disagree. Unsure what to do with broccoli bc @op didnt post how it tied into a field trip they took in 8th grade.
SuperPerforator
Usable units would have been cool though. (And some explanation of half and half, as that doesn't seem to exist outside the US.)
EnigmaWearingHeels
I really didn't expect it to go viral & had no idea half + half was an American thing until today! And units... I'm American lol
EnigmaWearingHeels
Usable units added. You're welcome. Belatedly.
EnigmaWearingHeels
I always skip the life story part when I hunt recipes because NO ONE FUCKING CARES. Show me the recipe and fuck off already.
Autisticawkwardpenguin
Also kitten McNuggies
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I can't eat this without knowing all the details about how your father beat you with jumper cables
totallynanners
It has to be a mandatory word count to post on the website, right? Like you have to scroll through enough text to see an ad to fund the site
PickIeRick
No one cares?? Wow. You know.. that reminds me of a time when I was growing up and my grandpa was beating me with a sack of horseshoes...
balian
I wonder how this would do with adding a cooked protein to it mid way like chicken for a high protein diet.
EnigmaWearingHeels
As long as you cook the chicken separately I'm sure it would be fine to add in. Personally I like it as is.
balian
Finally tried with with shredded boiled chicken and was actually really filling while not changing the taste too much. Can recommend.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Thank you for reporting back! Sounds yummy!
HolyHellJezebel
I'm going to make this. And top with hashbrown potatoes and sour cream.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Holy fuck dude. I just ate and this made me hungry again.
TacTheScribbler
OMFG. I saw the picture, hoped for a recipe, and was not disappointed. One of my favorite soups! Thank you, OP!
aweyes
Almost identical to mine. I add nutmeg cause I like it.
EnigmaWearingHeels
I cannot stand nutmeg and will leave it off any recipe that calls for it!
dorenavant
Recipe looks great @OP but you’re the bougie one with your shredded cheese. Over here the bag is more expensive than shredding a block. :)
EnigmaWearingHeels
That bag was $2.50, 6oz blocks were $7... i went cheap this week !
vsxlarkdyn
More saves than upvotes? Cmon people, be classy.
DuchessLuscious
A STICK IS NOT A FORM OF MEASUREMENT! Give me the damn weight! -an ongoing argument with my US friends. Also what the heck is half and half?
MyBedroomIsSiberia
A stick is half a cup. Or a quarter of a pound. As a Canadian in the states, its annoying at first, but then its actually way easier to 1/2
MyBedroomIsSiberia
Measure for bakingand cooking when it just comes cut into 4 sticks instead of a big ol brick
EnigmaWearingHeels
It is in the USA, land of the backward
ButterBeerForBreakfast
In the South East at that with good old Publix cheese! I'm making this today!
CheddarIsBeddar
56.7g of butter
somnif
half and half - mix of milk and cream, most commonly used in coffee. Stick of butter = a half cup (~113.5g, round up to 125 if lazy)
DuchessLuscious
Ok, but cup measurements are different in the US too, so I always have to work out the country of origin when looking up recipes *rant over*
EnigmaWearingHeels
I'm sorry my country doesn't... measure up... I'll see myself out.
migratingotter
Having a bf who is a Brit and likes rhubarb crumble a la north England, I just do a google search then use the metric to US calculator
migratingotter
I had to Google ingredients like the 2 kinds of sugar it called for.
spaceymonkey
You had me at 1/2 a pound of butter.
dirtyketchup
Yeah. Half a stick is like 1/8lb
myimguraccownt
Are you British? In America our sticks are 1/4 lb
UnremarkablyInteresting
flacoloco
[confused boner intensified]
KNOXVamP
Half stick
CheddarIsBeddar
TheGreatCowRace
Is this atleast low carb? I’m on keto
UnremarkablyInteresting
The carrots and flour would probably make it too many carbs.
lilmookieesquire
I'd skip the cup of flour. It's still gonna taste great.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Flour is essential to thicken the soup properly. Will not be good without it.
philsnow
corn starch / arrowroot would work and would be lower-carb than flour since you need less of them to thicken a soup
seckzie
This is really low carb, especially if you also skip the bread.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Butter makes literally everything better...
ImgursLibertarian
Not everything. Not genocide.
bdjct
Wait, half a pound or half a stick??? It says stick in the recipe... inquiring minds NEEEEED to know please
EnigmaWearingHeels
Half stick is correct
noReallyIamPrincessBob
But how much butter is half a stick? Our butter comes by the pound.
EnigmaWearingHeels
2oz. Do you guys do ounces? I don't know how things work over there, clearly.
bdjct
deathsausage
But if butter make everything better surly more butter will make it better
EnigmaWearingHeels
This is why we can't have nice things.
Raysonson
How do I know my stick of butter is the same as yours? Oz?? Please!
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EnigmaWearingHeels
This is why I love imgur.
strapontin
A stick of butter is about 125g.
EnigmaWearingHeels
In the future I shall do better. It's completely common for American recipes to feature stick as a unit of measurement for butter...
EnigmaWearingHeels
4 tablespoons or 1/4 cup
Raysonson
Thank you so much :)
MoarCatsPleez
You're missing a key ingredient: your address... we're coming over
SacrificialClam
This is a very foreboding comment and I am here for it
DameMarjorieChardem
Agreed! I want soup and kittens!
breakdancingrobots
We! We all want soup and kittens!
DameMarjorieChardem
Here you go, friend!
breakdancingrobots
+1 for a perfect delivery
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I'll bring the...idk, existential despair? And extra spoons?
MoarCatsPleez
khensu83
Wouldn’t this soup be great in one of them crunch bread soup thingys
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Fuck yes it would.
amyrose
I, too, am definitely not bees.
ProficientInGifs
Narrowed down to florida at least with the Publix brand cheese!
Christylbk
Sorry Publix is slowly spreading he could be in a couple of states.
ProficientInGifs
Gee dang it!
EnigmaWearingHeels
Close... but not Florida.
migratingotter
They have Publix in Virginia.
ProficientInGifs
Well I’m still making that broccoli cheddar recipe so thank you!
Flowerlady0
Saint Simons Island Georgia. She feeds bees
EnigmaWearingHeels
Yeah really wouldn't be hard to find me. I've posted about my business and my island home many times ?
Flowerlady0
The bees will point the way
UnitConversionBot
8oz ≈ .036 stone or 230 grams
DancingShark
Now tell me what a cup is and I may eventually understand those American recipes.
Bystandr
1 cup = 250 mL
EnigmaWearingHeels
8oz.. I can't help that my country doesn't... measure up... to yours. I'll see myself out.
CeterumCenseo
+1 for that pun. Note that that cup (and its oz equivalent) is a volumetric measurement while the rest of the world usually measures weight.
ILiekToCookAndBake
Just a tip, for soups and sauces, grate your own cheese
TheLunaDiviner
came here to say this so take your upvote instead. self shredded helps with the melt and wont overthicken from the anti caking agent
bearmannn999
100%. Tastes so much better
EnigmaWearingHeels
Have before and find it not worth the effort or expense. *shrug*
petrolhead1987
Try it with Stilton cheese (If that's available where you are). It is a really strong soup and perfect for winter mornings.
EnigmaWearingHeels
Have done, is nice. Aged white cheddar is usually what I go for. Cheaped out this week lol
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Pre-shredded is more expensive than shredding your own though.
EnigmaWearingHeels
That bag was $2.50.. the blocks of nice cheddar were $7 for 6oz...
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
But the blocks of cheap cheddar are cheaper per oz.
kingloofa455
More about the anti-clumping dust on the pregrated. It makes the cheese more bland, less salty/funky (and obv kinda gross) but up to you
rebekoz
It probably depends on the quality of the cheese brick being grated- a fancy wedge of Cheddar, sure; a block of Kraft? Not worth the effort.
NakedGalaxy
I get Tillamook blocks and their shredded cheese when I feel lazy. I think it's a good quality cheese but the difference between the two
rebekoz
I love Tillamook; I regularly buy their “farmhouse style” (I think?) shredded sharp Cheddar for recipes & occasional snacking.
NakedGalaxy
forms is enormous. Like others said the pre-shredded doesn't melt as well, the mouth feel is a bit off, & it never tastes AS good. Still yum