Mascotas curiosas (SONIDO) -Jb.today-

Jul 9, 2026 11:50 AM

DeepL Translator - Curious Pets (SOUND) - Jb.today -

Let them frick!!! Dagummit

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Hi Tommy, you are quite a handsome guy

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tommy has needs!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Remarkably Bright Creatures

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Boomer Esiason?

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It def does look like him

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If this dude is keeping those Octopi as "pets", then f*ck that guy

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

Ask Tommy his remaining world cup predictions!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*sigh* the Boys has ruined this whole post for me.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Oh how much I hate caged animals

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Someone is going to try and breed octopus that are friendly towards each other and that’ll be the end of us.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he wants some octopussy

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Amazingly intelligent and so short-lived.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is homie keeping octopi as pets? That feels, wrong to me. Especially given they are in tanks that have nothing going on really. Feels too much like sensory deprivation torture of an intelligent creature

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The tank seems pretty empty from what little we can see of it, but we also are told that he gets daily interaction and "walks", so it's kind of up in the air without more information.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tommy would be great with rice. I said what I said.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss the imgurian animal rights activists. Ok I'll say it. Animal abuse. Poor thing.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

It COULD be, but we don't have enough information to know that. This could be a bored, intelligent animal being kept as a pet with minimal enrichment. Or it could be a rescue, this guy could be a marine biologist, etc. We know that he does get daily walkies, and not just around the house. I'm not going to condemn without further information.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If an alien was keeping me completely isolated in a cage, and my only entertainment was when they brought me once a day to see another human, I'd be eager to have that time every day.

1 month ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Oh my god, only having to see another human for 10 seconds a day? Sign me the fuck up!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was curious if they could be in the same tank, but it turns out they are very territorial, and will eat eachother haha!

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I've heard it speculated that it's why they aren't a more dominant species on the planet. If they were collaborative and tribal like humans, they'd potentially be a threat.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fun story, some species of octopi, specifically the Gloomy Octopus, are communal!

Some congregate around remote reefs in Australia to create communal dens. Look up "Octopus City".

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am convinced that if they didn't die producing the next generation, and could instead pass down knowledge, they would absolutely rule the seas( and the land near the seas)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You monster, let him have some quality time with his girlfriend! Maybe you'll get baby octopi out of the deal.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And that kills the Tommy and the Suzie.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

In addition to what the other guy said about them dying after they breed, octopodes are NOT social creatures. They're very territorial and will as likely kill each other as anything, no matter how much they like seeing each other from separate tanks.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

oh I didn't know that, bummer

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are rare occasions where they will create communal dens, as exampled by the "Octopus Cities" in the reefs around Australia, but those are incredibly rare exceptions that are still poorly understood.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You need to add enrichment to his enclosure... my recommendation is to get him a Steam account.

1 month ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

I would donate games to him if he played.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So, Mr. Octopus is going to require tactile feedback, you don't grow 8 arms and live a visual existence.... I think he would probably prefer fidget toys.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haptic feedback is a thing. I've heard they have whole haptic suits (I don't want to think about why), so he could have a great time.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

With RAM prices what they are today? Pheew.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fine... give them puzzles to play with... like a treat puzzle where they have to move tiles around to uncover herring or something

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give Tommy a tank he can control.

1 month ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 0

But for real, if rats can get lil cars someone should make one for this octo

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Anyone know a college strident that needs a senior project, let them know!

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

T-55 is an older model but really easy to use.

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

But the top comes off easily, Tommy will love that

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Whenever I see a pet octopus now, all I can think about is The Deep. Damn that show.

1 month ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Oh god...he...he's PRAYING

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watch Resident Alien then you can think of 42

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I was thinking about 42!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Spoiler.

The one voiced by Tilda who suffocated slowly or the one Homelander made him eat? Either way, yikes.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

JUSTICE FOR AMBROSIUS!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yea. He's probably bored out of his mind in that boring tank. Get that man a TV or something!

1 month ago | Likes 285 Dislikes 2

Does playstation make waterproof controllers?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is true for every pet everywhere. People wonder what 'zoomies' are, not realizing humans do the same thing in solitary confinement. It makes me feel bad I have two cats, but I try to take them outside and have their life be bigger than my four walls.

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

Maybe a bigger tank for him and his girlfriend?

1 month ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

Considering octopus die when they breathe it’s probably better to just keep the tanks next to each other

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But... breathing is usually how you don't die.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*breed

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bad idea. Aquariums with breeding programs have to be REALLY careful because there's a decent chance they'll kill each other, and even if they don't, the female puts literally all her energy into her eggs and then dies.

1 month ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

no, once they breed, they die.

1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Condoms then

1 month ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Octopi are shockingly intelligent and social so yes, putting it mildly he’s probably quiet bored but the guy seems like he’s doing his best. Maybe it’s a sanctuary idk.

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I hope so, I just think they're too intelligent to be pets is all. But bro is clearly putting in effort for them, so that's nice..

1 month ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I agree. I put in research for a class pet but they are apparently extremely hard to keep contained and have complex social dynamics and such.

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