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Nov 4, 2020 10:49 AM
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Blu3Mys3lf
TIL: Hux's first name is Armitage
wintermute93
It doesn't say great things about VII-VIII-IX that I saw all 3 and had absolutely no idea what his name is. It doesn't even sound familiar.
PedestrianElectrobastard
Leia doesn't need coffee. She has cocaine.
mickeygtiger
that fingernail... I remember
vincethesink
Carrie Fisher, on the other hand, LOVED stimulants.
MeatMechanic86
Anakin hates French press. It’s all coarse and the grounds get everywhere.
haveyouheardabouttheseinternetmemes
OMG cause you DO use coarse grounds and they DO get everywhere!
ExtremelyHappyGuy
underrated comment right here.
ivanov2020
C3po is an espresso machine
Rac00nIz
WAS GOING TO SAY THIS
Okebel
Oh dear... I'm a teapot! https://imgur.com/1q2IS7j
thornlord
And R2 still drags his golden rod to Starbucks
AngerySnek
Someone said golden rod? ;)
Onsvaltti
FractalChainsaw
C-3PO doesn't drink coffee, he's just naturally that jittery.
angryscreechingnoise
nicotine patch
Fnogg
3PO thinks he's drinking herbal tea and doesn't know it has caffeine in it. And he's naturally that jittery.
FractalChainsaw
He saw Yerba Mate listed as "herbal" and just went with it.
RamosIsANerd
Chewbacca just eats the beans.
Chimponzoo
And not the chocolate covered ones.... Because chocolate is bad for wookies.
DarkwingDuc
When he poops them out, partially digested, Ewoks make a very smooth brew from them similar to civet coffee.
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
he's 400 years old, he drinks sanka.
LoTRFanatic42
Jar-Jar eats the used coffee filters.
CGee92
Was really hoping to see a Obiwan/ Grimes, black hawk down reference or gif in the comments .
aethelwulf
I thought that was gonna be the whole post. It's all about the grind, can't be too fine, can't be too coarse.
CGee92
Lol right? Thank you
aethelwulf
That film had some cast man. The chap Grimes was based off turned out to be a scumbag tho, hence why they change up his name from Stebbins.
CGee92
Definitely need to read the book now
aethelwulf
Oh what he did was afterwards and is heinous. But I do recommend the book.
komdernouffbijjoh8
Jabba the hutt wants sugar... Lots and lots of sugar.
Anotherdrunkengineer
Jabba the Hutt is a 24 of energy drinks/over caffeinated soda
freckledfury
Jabba the Hutt used to have arms and legs, but lost it to the diabetus
jackhammer0027
Some switches it with salt and Jabba melts
jackhammer0027
AwesomeName
Jabba the Hutt is a gallon of Coke.
aPokal
Jabba the Hutt is a connoisseur of fine art and degeneracy. He got people to make coffee not limited by law.
WehWehWeh
Diet Coke though don’t forget
Stuey1221
Jolt cola
Stuey1221
Assuming that stuff is still around
aRootinaTootin
If by "around" you mean in my basement stacked on a pallet I procured in 1989 when it was being discontinued? Yeah it's around.
SlyMrFox
Vintage
Stuey1221
I’m in the U.K. and I had some around 2005 or so
Cyclicus
George Lucas edits them all out, replacing the only accessible version with Diet Coke
joehammer79
Tab shot first.
TheDayTheBrainStoodStill
It was always his original vision to have everyone drinking Diet Coke, you see, but the technology of the time just didn't allow it, but...
orbitn
Everybody hears rumors of the 100% original brew, which supposedly gave spontaneous orgasms when consumed, but people would be underwhelmed>
orbitn
by if it actually came back out. Well, 90% of them, while 5% would actually have one and 5% would fake.
VulpesIncendium
Electr0swagnetism
Yoda just eats coffee bags
Sakroth
Coffee bags?
icyanddicey
Like tea bags, but with coffee. You don't have that?
Sakroth
Cant say Ive seen it! Guess it makes sense, but still gives me shivers
Athelmar42
Qui gon jinn takes his coffee Irish.
FrogBotherer
#6 fuck, turns out I'm this guy...
MediaBlitz
Literally doing this as I read it...
BaldProfessor
Me too, bud. Eff that "English" noise, give me tea that helps me frown. Team asshat for the win, I suppose.
jdasler
"helps me frown." I lol'd. +1
Highschoolnickname
It’s a cool mug. I don’t want to have to wash it or put it away, but it’s a cool mug.
boobsalot
Here you go, https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/DHPO-ceramic-mug-with-wooden-lid_60742889571.html
Nim449
"there are dozens of us."
dogestyle
I'm a mix of Hux and Luke. Lux, if you will, and you'll have to pry my ultra strong sencha from my cold dead hands
LEOLEMONS
I did that once. It got so bitter and strong I puked. I’m not one to puke easily. It was like I ate a poisonous plant.
boobsalot
Yea I like his coffee mug .
UnspokenX
Same. I was like "man, I just want strong tea, not hot leaf water." and somehow I'm the evil guy.
Colopty
Ah, you drink tea the same was as everyone I've met who say they don't like tea.
FrogBotherer
I drink bag tea like that at work, at home it's loose leaf all the way.
Richter12x2
I just skip the cup and put the teabag in my mouth.
JohnCheshirsky
I just fly to tea plantations and chew on the branches of tea bushes.
turfG8r
My girlfriend has the drip coffee maker. The other day I said it looked like Darth Vader. She didn’t understand
WetDreamsDontDryFKADiscountJeffGoldblum
Anakin drinks Padmé's milk.
DarkwingDuc
I agree with all but Han. He ain't taking the time for cold brew. He drinks whatever's available, and preferably free.
grimwalker
You know that 20-year-old food service bucket is right at home in the MF’s galley though
tomyironmane
It was free. See previous poster. Well, technically more "not nailed down" than "free," but still!
cookiediver
What about cup solo?
Stableinsanity
TIL I'm R2D2
giordanom
I'm just here to learn new ways to coffee.
Megallion
Am I not supposed to leave my tea bag in the cup as I drink it?
Tubularballs
Jar Jar stumbles into Jedi council, knocks over all their coffees, then laughs in Sith while they make terrible caffeine-deprived decisions.
DavidTemper
Jar Jar drinks decaf too
DorkJedi
LightingSquirrel
Darth Meesa
Degia
I saw a jar-jar 4 loko on a similar post. I liked that.
Beezlebubble
While drinking a hot chocolate, made from water, like a savage
lemmonjello
If your headcannon is that jarjar is sith and you look at him as an allegory for Rasputin then the prequels arnt bad
SarcasticComment
He then disgusts them by using his gross giraffe tongue to lap everything off the floor to further fuel his Sith rage.
atleastfourcharactersinlength
Jar Jar, then eating a coffee filter full of used beans like a burrito.
Bezaid
I haven't actually seen Anchorman, but I've seen enough memes to understand this reference.
whileiappreciateyourenthusiasmidislikethispost
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
Jesus fuck, that made me audibly gag.
LokiShinigami
And washes it down with a 5 Loko. No thats not typo.
ShitFornB
Fuck I hate JarJar.
tomyironmane
Apparently one of the games that came out after that movie had an easter egg. Jar-Jar... frozen in carbonite.
UggItsThatKid24
Good......good......let the hate flow through you!
ayavaska
Obi Wan has a high-ground.
FallingStar7669
I don't even drink coffee but fuck you. +1
jamsplodge
Sensible chuckle.gif
NotAnAccordion
Heatmiser11
FUCK you. +1
Philoco
And then goes on about his day as per usual
Pheehelm
wildebeestsarepeopletoo
Best comment!
ifmandypatinkinwasahorse
Pour-over Anakin. I have the high ground.
cecilryegate
Beautiful.
iPostDogs
? for this comment.
ihavethelowground
Excuse me.
jdasler
*powder
LompHoofd
nice! hah
zachtidmore
coarse ground
AOYearOfBirth
I commented the same thing on this image six months ago and it strangely has almost the exact same points
ayavaska
I know, right?
taghashtag
I literally had to go back to upvote it after it clicked
mt77932
ColdRice
Jaw dripped—i mean dropped when I read your comment.
HandoB4Javert
Fnogg
How did a Sith Lord get into the UN, and why is the UN convening at a dog show in 1995? What is the context here?
HandoB4Javert
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Buckethead
Fnogg
Oh, right. I've heard of him. Thanks.
Spoopytoad
I feel like vader wouldn't care hoe it's made as long as it's black and scalding hot so he can be angry at it...
notabadlyphotoshoppedimageofyourmom
People who has seen Black Hawk Down knows why the french press fits Obi Wan so well
DarkwingDuc
It's an elegant brewing device of a more civilized age.
MrBoogerPig
It's all in the grind Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science.
GadenKerensky
I don't remember shit about that movie, only that a surprising number of celebrities are in it and the basic historical events.
wintermute93
And that it had a dope soundtrack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8H-5E_i7b8
DrDadJokes
my anus after one sip
aRootinaTootin
Is it me? You're looking for?
aRootinaTootin
I can see it in your eyes.
aRootinaTootin
I can see it in your smile.
BBoyBouillabaisse
I always expected Han solo to be more of a Irish coffee kinda guy.
FFNogoodnik
Admiral Holdo does not tell anyone her preference because she thinks everyone is a spy and will let the first order know.
Solarstephy
TIL I’m Rey
kruug
I'm both Rey and Han.
IdUpvoteYouButYoureAt69
I got Rey and BB-8
kruug
I'll also be R2-D2 some days depending if I slept in or not.
TheGalacticLeprechaunwithtinynipples
the garbage compactor on the death star uses a espresso machine with a porta filter, because it likes pressing things with lots of pressure
tomyironmane
Still gets a more likeable characterization than some of the new characters.
DrArsMoriendi
Why did Ben/Kylo get 2? In that case I want baby Anakin too. I wonder if he like cocoa, or if that's too granular?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
he drinks a cup of milk and sugar
Aeolys
Yipee!
HappyEngineer
Babyccino the call them
CardboardSea
I think Ben/Kylo gets two because they're separate versions/aspects of his personality. Kid!Anakin was a slave, he didn't get good drinks.
Nathanyel
I was expecting Anakin to slurp up coffee other people spilled. Another reason he hates sand. It gets everywhere.
CardboardSea
He used to catch spills with the Force and pull them into his own cup, but Obi-Wan frowned on such frivolous usage.
CardboardSea
Padawan Anakin probably just stole Obi-Wan's all the time, and Obi-Wan just went with it because he's chill like that.
Shelest
he was forced to drink sand
CardboardSea
You know, that would explain why he hated the stuff so damn much.