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You'll believe you're a chicken, they say! You'll have no memory of dancing the merengue with this mannequin, they say! What fun it will be, they say!
Sauce: RottenOwl
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
For the record, stage hypnosis only *really* works if some part of you deep down really wants to do it.
byronwilliams4010
I think that was more just encouragement than hypnosis. Kind of a 'Take This Job And Shove It Up My Ass' moment.
zeacorzeppelin10
Oh my god, this is very well done, and um... my motor is running
TheUnnamedPoet
nichoDriver
HorrorMango
neithermenoryou
@elbowdeepinahorse you missed a bit of sausage in the first panel there.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OG40amc5YTB5c2JkZ2wydTlsa3hyOXludDNiNTNmejhsNXc0ejNicCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R/200w.webp Dios mio!
SpanWolf
Oh look a hint of peen. Coincidentally, "Hint of Peen" is also my stage name.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1amlmNHV4aHptazM2OWVtdHZuaTE5MmVyZGozMGFwcG45NjVud2F2cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11kHpSmj3Oh8AM/200w.webp
quicksilver1
kingfluffy1
nsfw
Housemaster
gilliamv
HOLY HORSE FORK, THAT MIDDLE NAME! ... Am I right? :p
Crowlands
Part of that wording makes me expect this one to be taken down...
CreigerRykov
Either that or the sheath.
ouroborus777
Oh, noes! This is all so... ₙₐᵤ𝓰ₕₜᵧ
Whitebeardthepirate
@OP what number can I sign up for to get in line?
Shaows
ElbowDeepInAHorse
LoopStricken
masteryuri
Next panel Candice continues on with “unless I can watch”.
Liondrome
Ellie, then you wonder why the imgur mods sometimes slap your wrist. Come on. :P
SqueezitTheClown
ElbowDeepInAHorse
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bHRldHBxdHNuYmFyY3Z0MDdvdXBoaXRucWVlejYwdjVnbXNudnczaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/bIAFp0jtxR8hW/200w.webp
AxellTheDragon
SqueezitTheClown
Well… I’ll never unsee that…
CarbyD
They can't make you do anything you don't want to do
Crowlands
Yup. Hypnotism is largely just "Hi, I'm going to give you an excuse to do some shit with no consequences."
ScarecrowSticks
BlindGardener
The safeword is shrubbery.
CanadianFurr
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnFncTJ2eGdyMDE5dmFkY3dvbWp2N2FsdWU2YnVhc2NyMDY5a3pxeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/zfrS4JMOihJD2/200w.webp
LincLoud
ThanosTheGreat
Omg have not seen you post in such a long time. Too long. Hi! Hope you’re well.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Heyo! I'm doing great! I still post, just not daily or anything. They have a follow option now I think so you get an @ when I post ^^
Ivain
Well, you seem to have posted a lot either today or at least recently enough for min half a dozen posts to show in my feed at once.
sunyudai
You have to pick the 'get mention when the person posts' option, default is to get pinged when they hit Most viral for some reason.
Unless they changed that in the past few months.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
I don't remember which ones current anymore, but I get pings for the pizza angel posts and Rudy de horse ^^
ThanosTheGreat
Oh I never followed you. I just loved seeing when you popped up in ‘users new feed’ or whatever. Like a little treasure hunt with a reward. Following you is too easy. Happy to hear you’re doing great. Keep it up. Stay safe.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Newest is always good for treasure/trauma :D
ThanosTheGreat
Just the way I like it. But after doing some exploring on your page. I’m saddened by the lack of treasure/trauma? What happened? Where’s your borderline posts??? On your final warning or something?
I have one particular post living rent free in my head that you drew and posted where the news banner was hiding the hussy. Very clever. Had a good laugh about that one. Think I pointed it out and you shushed me 🤣🤣🤣 13/10 good post that was.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Oh it's still there! I toned back the super suggestive stuff after the old mods got axed and replaced by a third party company. They go by a different playbook, so I moved my dirtiest horses to Bluesky ^^
digitreal
Idsertian
Holy shit, one of the deep memes!
Pheehelm
jherazob
Still cracks me up
FoxySpirit
What, no sound??
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
This ain't gay tho, just manly men being manly
SauceySandwich
Queue theme of 2 and Half Men
boruto
"Friendship is Manly" if anyone is curious
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Where is this from?
Zixtank
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
jherazob
That's the next one
Docanis
Search friendship is manly on YouTube 😂
thepatioheater
Friendship is manly https://youtu.be/-Z7UnO66q9w?si=g5KcLL_u_DOS_rsX
Zedrapazia
A MLP parody of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, can be found on YouTube if you just search for that.
I think the actual title is something along with the words of "Equestria Men". It's mostly making fun of the ... Pillar Men.
procellousirises
More importantly, where's Pinkie Pie?
mouseasw
You know that famous video with five men around a couch with a single woman sitting on it?
Krossis
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
Holding the door to the party for the gang