Saved by the wind

Jan 18, 2022 2:25 PM

ferreiralum

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A woman once jumped off the 86th floor of the Empire State Building but the wind pushed her back and she fell on a ledge on the 85th floor. She survived.

A woman who was depressed because she looked like erkel

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Sounds like the start of a new religion

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You didn't save my life, you ruined my suicide!"

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

She looks pretty dead to me

4 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Did she regret it? Did she try again?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe this is intentional design. No matter what the weather is like the wind will always catch you

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Mustached woman

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She could have jumped again. 84 floors is still pretty high.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the same building a woman once plunged 75 floors (including the mezzanine) in an elevator and lived. She went all the way to the ground.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Allfather wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Hide if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well then, nobody should give a damn if someone steps in front of a train, or blows their brains out. It was fate that they did it!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I remember this story & my brother's response was "LOSER". OUCH

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Suicide has just never been on the table for me. I have tried to rationalize the notion many times. Even now I ponder why life is worth it.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

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4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

*sigh* time to sue the wind.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She wanted to end it all but god said: oh no lady, you need to suffer life like all my slave puppets. Get back to work soon.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

so did they try again? how long did they live afterward? we have questions!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that woman's name? Evita Adams.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She survived...until the cops got there...and shot her because she was black...you know, like cops love to do.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They shoot everyone, not just black people. Cops are evil, even the ones who are not racist or live in areas without different races.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very old joke: Late night. Two guys are putting away martinis in the Penthouse Bar of a downtown high rise building about 30 floors up. (1)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

The high wind outside is so intense it's making the building sway. One of the guys says to the other, "You know, that wind out there is (2)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

so powerful, I bet if I were to jump out the window, it would carry me all the way around the building then blow me right back into the (3)

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same window." The other guy says, "Dude, you're drunk. There's no way that would happen." The 1st guy says, "I'll just show you, then." (4)

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and he opens the window at the end of the bar. The wind is howling loud and blowing hard into their faces. Without another word, the (5)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

first guy jumps! Through the windows all around the Penthouse Bar, the 2nd guy sees his drunk buddy as the wind carries him 360-degrees (6)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's a similar joke with a punchline "You know, you're a real asshole when you drink, Mr. Kent."

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You ain't getting off that easily." - God, likely

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God said "Not yet... not yet"

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 13

Toxic religious crap. I wish people got over it already.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your punishment must be more severe. · Torture? · Yes. But not of your body... Of your soul ...

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Where was your god when she and all those like her needed help?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or Satan said “You can’t get away that easily, your suffering isn’t over yet”.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 4

Either way, both those bums need to stay outta our business

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

random stochastic fluctuations in atmospheric conditions said, "not yet"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Must be so nice to have the universe all figured out.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No it's terrible have you ever tried modeling fluid dynamics? Magic fairies are much better.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I don’t even like doing free body diagrams.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My attempt at physics: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-06-16

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you face failure in life and at death as well

4 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 3

Fear of that is pretty much why I'm still here :/

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Talk about life sucking even more.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My friend once told me of a neighbor of his who wanted to kill herself so she jumped out a window, broke her spine , paralyzed but survived

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I think wind is a good name for a baby to

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes.... "Wind". My other boot is called Storm

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is I, the wind!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This some Peacemaker level of shit.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is how you get the incredibles, getting sued for saving

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is the type of hero I would be.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Step aside wind .. this is a job for work boots !

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Saved this time, but that's more violent trauma. Next time she'll do it somewhere private.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Everyone is cheering this, but one one is helping this poor lady deal with the problems that led her to become suicidal in the first place.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Dude I dont think they just got her into the window then were like "that's a wrap guys, home time." What you want them to do? Keep talking?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1) Yes, that’s what I believe happened. The left right away instead of talking to her more and following up with therapy.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's actually written wan wan and yes he's a super compassionate guy.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"live, bitch"

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Thinking of committing suicide? How bout I break your neck instead? "

4 years ago | Likes 98 Dislikes 1

Iean imagine she drops and hangs on to you

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You can't kermit suicide if you're murdered first. Unless your last name is Epstein ;)

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

Mr. Incredible, allegedly

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can't commit suicide when you are paralyzed from the neck down.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's an attempted suicide. Take some time and learn suicide prevention. QPR, A.S.I.S..T., C.A.L.M., whatever one is available to you.

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You mean yelling “you’re not gunna jump you just want the attention” isn’t proper suicide prevention tactics?

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Absolutely not. And I know you're joking, but this is a very serious subject.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Queens Park Rangers? What does a London football team have to do with it?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nothing, he was being a smart-ass. Question Persuade Refer.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im too depressed to figure out what that means. Luckily im also such a worthless depressed shit that im also too lazy to commit suicide.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assist was a weird one. It was awkward at times. But definitely glad I took it

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. The two-day class is much more intensive and can trigger some people who have friends / relatives that killed themselves.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Internationally, it is considered the gold standard. And has the highest rate of success. Two 8-hour days versus 1 hour and a half session.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m alright

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am glad you are all right. Take care of yourself.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Self-Yeet

4 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

The forbidden yeet

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Suicide is illegal some places.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if successful

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.[read up on Online Suicide Prevention courses https://courses.qprinstitute.com/ ]

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh they all cost money

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look around. I got all three of those trainings for free.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work with the veterans group that does QPR gatekeeper classes for free.

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I have no idea what that alphabet soup means

4 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Question Persuade Refer. Applied Suicide Prevention Skills Training. Counseling on Access to Lethal Means.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

N.O O.N.E K.N.O.W.S

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*heavy guitar riffing*

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, Q.O.T.S.A.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I only know ASIST, Advanced Suicide Intervention Skills Training

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

QPR is Queens Park Rangers, they're a football team.

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

An ASIST is when you're the player who passed to the goalscorer and CALM is what you need to be 2-0 at half time. See, it's all football.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It this the new it's all cake?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Points Cake Gun* Always was.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Provided you remember a massive load of letters, what they mean, and implement them flawlessly in a stressful situation, you’ll be fine.

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Yeah alright dickhead.

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They very specifically said they do not know what it means

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

You’re oblivious, aren’t you.

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Hey why don't you suck on my butt there buddy

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